So this Stock Market crash that's on the books.

[Pat Vegas]

How will it affect me?
What should I do with my meagre wealth?

[Norn Iron]

What's awimbs views on this James O'Brien bloke? Obviously the caller hadn't really a notion what he's on about but the presenter seems like quite a smug c_nt

http://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/james-obrien/which-eu-law-are-you-looking-forward-to-losing/

I'd love to hear Berni have a battle with this chap.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

How will it affect me?
What should I do with my meagre wealth?

I will invest it in Marmite

[TheCurly]

How will it affect me?
What should I do with my meagre wealth?

The Stock Market
The Full Of ****s Market,more like.
The thing they don't explain about "crashes" F, is that if,for example,it rises 10% every day for 10 days then suddenly "crashes" 90% on the 11th day it's all renting of clothes and gnashing of teeth.
****érs are still in profit

[World's End Stella]

The Stock Market
The Full Of ****s Market,more like.
The thing they don't explain about "crashes" F, is that if,for example,it rises 10% every day for 10 days then suddenly "crashes" 90% on the 11th day it's all renting of clothes and gnashing of teeth.
****érs are still in profit

If it rises 10% every day for 10 days and then crashes 90% the holder would have experienced a loss, Curly.

It's maths and all that. Didn't the empire send you to a school that taught maths? ;-)

[TheCurly]

If it rises 10% every day for 10 days and then crashes 90% the holder would have experienced a loss, Curly.

It's maths and all that. Didn't the empire send you to a school that taught maths? ;-)

Ermmm you might want to check that again old horse

[Pat Vegas]

Ermmm you might want to check that again old horse

Is the 90% on the total amount of 10% + 10% + 10% + 10% + 10% + 10% + 10% + 10% + 10% + 10%?

[Pokster]

Ermmm you might want to check that again old horse

pssst... he's correct (had to happen eventually)

[World's End Stella]

Ermmm you might want to check that again old horse

Ermmm, no. Afraid not. :-)

[TheCurly]

pssst... he's correct (had to happen eventually)

pssst I know...like fúck I'm gonna tell him that though

[TheCurly]

Is the 90% on the total amount of 10% + 10% + 10% + 10% + 10% + 10% + 10% + 10% + 10% + 10%?

The point I was trying to make F....Ahhh fúck it
you know what I mean

[Pokster]

pssst I know...like fúck I'm gonna tell him that though

I like your plan C, he's a plastic yank so he waon't see through cunning trick

[Pat Vegas]

pssst I know...like fúck I'm gonna tell him that though

Yeah but none of it's real is it? it's just made up. What the **** is maths, stock market, etc?
all made up **** Curly.

[TheCurly]

Yeah but none of it's real is it? it's just made up. What the **** is maths, stock market, etc?
all made up **** Curly.

Exactly mate
who the fúck is everyone in debt to anyway?
Load of old balls to keep the unwashed down

[Ash]

pssst I know...like fúck I'm gonna tell him that though

You just need to say what you actually meant which is that if on the 11th day it lost 90% of its original value then the holder would still be in profit. :thumbup:

[Pat Vegas]

Exactly mate
who the fúck is everyone in debt to anyway?
Load of old balls to keep the unwashed down

What makes me laugh don't pay the bank they get all arsey and send you letters and ruin your credit report.

Yet all of my money I have in the bank is like a loan I have given to them. But I am not allowed to give them penalty charges or report them to the credit bureaus. and they limit what money I can take out. Seems an unfair deal.

[TheCurly]

You just need to say what you actually meant which is that if on the 11th day it lost 90% of its original value then the holder would still be in profit. :thumbup:

That's what I meant :homer: