View Full Version : Tell you what: The Nobel Peace Prize really is a load of old bòllocks, isn't it?
Burney
10-07-2016, 09:23 AM
They've just given it to a bloke whose voters just rejected his peace plan and is now as a result going back to war. They gave it to the EU for fùck alone knows what reason. They gave it that Pakistani girl for getting shot in the head and not dying; to Obama for...errr...being black; they once gave it to Henry Kissinger and one of the early ones was given to Teddy Roosevelt, who was possibly the US's most belligerent President ever, ffs!
Clueless scandiwegian cùnts.
Mo Britain less Europe
10-07-2016, 09:32 AM
They've just given it to a bloke whose voters just rejected his peace plan and is now as a result going back to war. They gave it to the EU for fùck alone knows what reason. They gave it that Pakistani girl for getting shot in the head and not dying; to Obama for...errr...being black; they once gave it to Henry Kissinger and one of the early ones was given to Teddy Roosevelt, who was possibly the US's most belligerent President ever, ffs!
Clueless scandiwegian cùnts.
Funniest bit was when they gave it to two terrorists: Begin and Arafat.
Pat Vegas
10-07-2016, 09:35 AM
Funniest bit was when they gave it to two terrorists: Begin and Arafat.
top 10 Arafat moments?
I'll start #1 giving blood after 9/11
Burney
10-07-2016, 09:40 AM
top 10 Arafat moments?
I'll start #1 giving blood after 9/11
Getting poisoned by Mossad was pretty funny.
top 10 Arafat moments?
I'll start #1 giving blood after 9/11
#2 The one where Noah's ark ended up on top of it.
Burney
10-07-2016, 09:45 AM
#2 The one where Noah's ark ended up on top of it.
You do think that even thousands of years ago people must have been thinking 'Actually, this whole 'Noah's Ark' thing doesn't add up, does it? What about birds, insects, sea mammals and fish? How would you get all those animals on an Ark that size? This is bullshít, Jehosephat!
Mo Britain less Europe
10-07-2016, 09:48 AM
You do think that even thousands of years ago people must have been thinking 'Actually, this whole 'Noah's Ark' thing doesn't add up, does it? What about birds, insects, sea mammals and fish? How would you get all those animals on an Ark that size? This is bullshít, Jehosephat!
Whose meat did the carnivores eat? What happens to inbreeding? Why didn't Noah step on one of the fu cking cockroaches?
You do think that even thousands of years ago people must have been thinking 'Actually, this whole 'Noah's Ark' thing doesn't add up, does it? What about birds, insects, sea mammals and fish? How would you get all those animals on an Ark that size? This is bullshít, Jehosephat!
Not sure that sea mammals and fish would be too fussed by a bit more water about the place. And brids and flying insects just have to keep flying. That leaves the beetles, and we know how God loves beetles.
You do think that even thousands of years ago people must have been thinking 'Actually, this whole 'Noah's Ark' thing doesn't add up, does it? What about birds, insects, sea mammals and fish? How would you get all those animals on an Ark that size? This is bullshít, Jehosephat!
Excuse me.
http://www.thejournal.ie/danny-healy-rae-says-noahs-ark-is-a-fact-2934322-Aug2016/
TheCurly
10-07-2016, 09:55 AM
They've just given it to a bloke whose voters just rejected his peace plan and is now as a result going back to war. They gave it to the EU for fùck alone knows what reason. They gave it that Pakistani girl for getting shot in the head and not dying; to Obama for...errr...being black; they once gave it to Henry Kissinger and one of the early ones was given to Teddy Roosevelt, who was possibly the US's most belligerent President ever, ffs!
Clueless scandiwegian cùnts.
How very ****ing dare you! :bettywilliams:
redgunamo
10-07-2016, 09:57 AM
Getting poisoned by Mossad was pretty funny.
Large-scale heroin-peddling, gun-running and racketeering all under diplomatic immunity.
loooooooooooooooooool.
Burney
10-07-2016, 10:07 AM
How very ****ing dare you! :bettywilliams:
Yup. They gave her the peace prize and then BAM! 20 years later peace happened - amazing.
TheCurly
10-07-2016, 10:08 AM
Yup. They gave her the peace prize and then BAM! 20 years later peace happened - amazing.
Yup and fúcked off to Canada once the cheque cleared :-)
redgunamo
10-07-2016, 10:09 AM
Yup. They gave her the peace prize and then BAM! 20 years later peace happened - amazing.
A real miracle worker.
Burney
10-07-2016, 10:14 AM
Large-scale heroin-peddling, gun-running and racketeering all under diplomatic immunity.
loooooooooooooooooool.
Yes, but he had his bad side as well. :hehe:
redgunamo
10-07-2016, 10:16 AM
Yes, but he had his bad side as well. :hehe:
:shrug: Haters gonn' hate :hehe:
Lar d'Arse
10-07-2016, 10:20 AM
Not sure that sea mammals and fish would be too fussed by a bit more water about the place. And brids and flying insects just have to keep flying. That leaves the beetles, and we know how God loves beetles.
Never got that God loving them thing - I mean Lennon thought God was just a wee whippersnapper and wasn't a patch on them.
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