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World's End Stella
10-07-2016, 08:19 AM
I reckon he's odds on to win now.

Your worst fear may be realised, I'm afraid. :-)

Burney
10-07-2016, 08:22 AM
I reckon he's odds on to win now.

Your worst fear may be realised, I'm afraid. :-)

I don't think there's any ambiguity about it, WES. He's a sinister ginger screamer. He's also a dirty protestant. He makes my flesh creep. I was so annoyed when they got rid of Rav instead of him. It was clearly wrong and the chap on An Extra Slice said as much.

I still have hopes for Candice :love: and possibly for Jan(?), who is usually quietly competent.

Sir C
10-07-2016, 08:23 AM
I reckon he's odds on to win now.

Your worst fear may be realised, I'm afraid. :-)

Nah, Candice will come screaming up the inside with a loaf tin bursting with double entendres and blow everyone away.

Feel. My. Baps.

Burney
10-07-2016, 08:25 AM
Nah, Candice will come screaming up the inside with a loaf tin bursting with double entendres and blow everyone away.

Feel. My. Baps.

I did like her deep purple lipstick. Not to be confused with Deep Purple lipstick, which nobody wants.

Where did you dine in the end?

Sir C
10-07-2016, 08:26 AM
I did like her deep purple lipstick. Not to be confused with Deep Purple lipstick, which nobody wants.

Where did you dine in the end?

The whoile thing went arse-shaped due to the glw feeling under the weather; I schlepped into town, had a hairdo, got back on the train and had take away pizza.

It was all good.

World's End Stella
10-07-2016, 08:27 AM
I don't think there's any ambiguity about it, WES. He's a sinister ginger screamer. He's also a dirty protestant. He makes my flesh creep. I was so annoyed when they got rid of Rav instead of him. It was clearly wrong and the chap on An Extra Slice said as much.

I still have hopes for Candice :love: and possibly for Jan(#), who is usually quietly competent.

Jan, Benjamina and Ginger Boy in the final, I think. For some bizarre reason I developed a mental picture of Ginger Boy baking in the nude whilst I was watching GBBO on iPlayer last night.

Imagine that, Burney, Ginger Boy stark naked kneading his dough. :shudder:

Burney
10-07-2016, 08:31 AM
The whoile thing went arse-shaped due to the glw feeling under the weather; I schlepped into town, had a hairdo, got back on the train and had take away pizza.

It was all good.

Yes. Mine's off sick today as well. I resisted the kebab and had the lamb curry in the end, which I ate with chapatis. Halfway through, I realised I was still eating spiced lamb in bread and might as well have just had a bloody kebab anyway. I cried a little bit. :-(

Sir C
10-07-2016, 08:32 AM
Yes. Mine's off sick today as well. I resisted the kebab and had the lamb curry in the end, which I ate with chapatis. Halfway through, I realised I was still eating spiced lamb in bread and might as well have just had a bloody kebab anyway. I cried a little bit. :-(

:-( We need to arrange a shawarma day.

Burney
10-07-2016, 08:33 AM
Jan, Benjamina and Ginger Boy in the final, I think. For some bizarre reason I developed a mental picture of Ginger Boy baking in the nude whilst I was watching GBBO on iPlayer last night.

Imagine that, Burney, Ginger Boy stark naked kneading his dough. :shudder:


The fact that that came into your mind should worry you, WES. Imagine his pale pink nipples :-(

Burney
10-07-2016, 08:34 AM
:-( We need to arrange a shawarma day.

Indeed. I've got holiday I need to take anyway, so name a date and I'll take it off.

World's End Stella
10-07-2016, 08:34 AM
The fact that that came into your mind should worry you, WES. Imagine his pale pink nipples :-(

I popped over to youporn just to ensure I had not been permanently scarred by the thought.

All was well.

World's End Stella
10-07-2016, 08:37 AM
Nah, Candice will come screaming up the inside with a loaf tin bursting with double entendres and blow everyone away.

Feel. My. Baps.

Not convinced. Did you see the state of her roll? It was all sloppy and loose and positively dripping with cream.

Phwoar.