Mmm, this Stephen Woolfe business. I reckon if you remove your jacket and invite

[Monty92]

someone to “take this outside”, you kind of need to avoid getting punched unconscious in order to retain your dignity.

[Burney]

someone to “take this outside”, you kind of need to avoid getting punched unconscious in order to retain your dignity.

Sounds like he collapsed afterwards. His condition is 'serious' apparently. :shrug:

[Sir C]

someone to “take this outside”, you kind of need to avoid getting punched unconscious in order to retain your dignity.

There is little dignity in an ICU, it's true.

Still, fair play, it must have been a decent punch.

[Brentwood]

Sounds like he collapsed afterwards. His condition is 'serious' apparently. :shrug:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuFbWMDWIAAeWHS.jpg

[Burney]

There is little dignity in an ICU, it's true.

Still, fair play, it must have been a decent punch.

Chap he offered out was a former Royal Marine Commando. Elementary error there.

[redgunamo]

There is little dignity in an ICU, it's true.

Still, fair play, it must have been a decent punch.

Do you go to intensive care for *that*? No wonder the NHS is in the toilet. Financially speaking, I mean.

[Burney]

Do you go to intensive care for *that*? No wonder the NHS is in the toilet. Financially speaking, I mean.

It's in Strasbourg, so it's your taxes paying for that one, mate. :-)

[Sir C]

Do you go to intensive care for *that*? No wonder the NHS is in the toilet. Financially speaking, I mean.

Actually he's in Belgium so the poor chap won't be able to go to hospital. :-(

In foreign countries if people become unwell they simply pass away, I'm afraid, since these places, lacking 'our NHS', have no doctors or nurses available.

[Burney]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuFbWMDWIAAeWHS.jpg

Either way, I think we can all agree that UK politics is much more interesting these days

[redgunamo]

It's in Strasbourg, so it's your taxes paying for that one, mate. :-)

:-(

#Kick Britain out of Europe

[Luis Anaconda]

Actually he's in Belgium so the poor chap won't be able to go to hospital. :-(

In foreign countries if people become unwell they simply pass away, I'm afraid, since these places, lacking 'our NHS', have no doctors or nurses available.

Indeed - just a bunch of Arzt here, I'm afraid

[redgunamo]

Indeed - just a bunch of Arzt here, I'm afraid

Hagen Liebing RIF.

[redgunamo]

Actually he's in Belgium so the poor chap won't be able to go to hospital. :-(

In foreign countries if people become unwell they simply pass away, I'm afraid, since these places, lacking 'our NHS', have no doctors or nurses available.

Is the fellow just going to lie there all day then? What about the smell?

[Burney]

Is the fellow just going to lie there all day then? What about the smell?

He's been in Strasbourg for a while. I imagine he's used to it by now.

[redgunamo]

He's been in Strasbourg for a while. I imagine he's used to it by now.

Fair point. Damn silly place for a parliament anyway. They should've put it somewhere decent like Monte Carlo.

[Sir C]

Fair point. Damn silly place for a parliament anyway. They should've put it somewhere decent like Monte Carlo.

I believe Strasbourg was chosen to guarantee access to the Knack.

[Burney]

I believe Strasbourg was chosen to guarantee access to the Knack.

Sounds like the chap who punched Steven Woolfe certainly had the knack.

UKIP will be fast running out of leadership candidates at this rate.

[Sir C]

Indeed - just a bunch of Arzt here, I'm afraid

I suppose thon Mengele fellow knew what he was about.

[redgunamo]

Chap he offered out was a former Royal Marine Commando. Elementary error there.

In fairness, I gather his brother used to play upfront for Bolton Wanderers so perhaps he felt he'd seen it all.

Still, there it is. Royal Marines 1-0 Fat Sam.

[Sir C]

Sounds like the chap who punched Steven Woolfe certainly had the knack.

UKIP will be fast running out of leadership candidates at this rate.

I wonder if it pays well? Might be worth polishing the CV.

[Burney]

Fair point. Damn silly place for a parliament anyway. They should've put it somewhere decent like Monte Carlo.

Why did they put it there? Was it meant to be symbolic of Franco-German healing or somesuch haoppy horsesh1t?

[redgunamo]

I believe Strasbourg was chosen to guarantee access to the Knack.

What, those "I Am The Beat" chaps? Alright but somebody really ought to teach these politico fellows about priorities.

[Burney]

I wonder if it pays well? Might be worth polishing the CV.

It gets better. :hehe:


Reports that UKIP MEP who punched MEP Steven Woolfe is Mike Hookem, UKIP's defence spokesman, say he is now on the run from French police

[Sir C]

Chap he offered out was a former Royal Marine Commando. Elementary error there.

Pfff, Royal Marine? Hello sailor!

Bunch of noddies, b.

[redgunamo]

I wonder if it pays well? Might be worth polishing the CV.

No need nowadays

http://www.faz.net/aktuell/politik/inland/kein-abi-kein-studium-die-luege-der-petra-hinz-14354367.html

[Sir C]

It gets better. :hehe:

Dear God, why am I picturing Clouseau chasing him through the streets of Strasbourg :hehe:

[Burney]

Pfff, Royal Marine? Hello sailor!

Bunch of noddies, b.

He's now in a car chase with les flics, apparently. I expect to hear of him jumping the Swiss border on a motorcycle.

Sounds like Woolfe's alright.

[redgunamo]

I suppose thon Mengele fellow knew what he was about.

They don't make Europeans like they used to, I'm afraid.

My wife Re: The recent migrant kerfuffle, "We gassed six million people with better paperwork than this!"

[Sir C]

He's now in a car chase with les flics, apparently. I expect to hear of him jumping the Swiss border on a motorcycle.

Sounds like Woolfe's alright.

#chaseme! I bet he's not going too quickly; he wants those butch young gendarmes interested.