View Full Version : Yesterday morning at 7am I was in an apartment in Monaco and tried to get a
Monty92
10-03-2016, 08:19 AM
lift down to the ground floor where a taxi was waiting for me.
The lift door opened and there was a man and woman in there, the man with his trousers round his ankles and the woman skirt hitched up and bent over, ready for coitus.
I'd had about 2 hours sleep and barely even registered what was happening, but they were utterly horrified. To make matters worse, it was the slowest lift in the world and took a good 15 seconds for the door to close. The woman turned away and wouldn't look at me and the man kept apologising. I asked if I could get in the lift with them as I had a taxi waiting, but they wouldn't let me!
Anyway, good win yesterday.
Sir C
10-03-2016, 08:27 AM
lift down to the ground floor where a taxi was waiting for me.
The lift door opened and there was a man and woman in there, the man with his trousers round his ankles and the woman skirt hitched up and bent over, ready for coitus.
I'd had about 2 hours sleep and barely even registered what was happening, but they were utterly horrified. To make matters worse, it was the slowest lift in the world and took a good 15 seconds for the door to close. The woman turned away and wouldn't look at me and the man kept apologising. I asked if I could get in the lift with them as I had a taxi waiting, but they wouldn't let me!
Anyway, good win yesterday.
Rules, ffs!
Pic?
eastgermanautos
10-03-2016, 08:28 AM
lift down to the ground floor where a taxi was waiting for me.
The lift door opened and there was a man and woman in there, the man with his trousers round his ankles and the woman skirt hitched up and bent over, ready for coitus.
I'd had about 2 hours sleep and barely even registered what was happening, but they were utterly horrified. To make matters worse, it was the slowest lift in the world and took a good 15 seconds for the door to close. The woman turned away and wouldn't look at me and the man kept apologising. I asked if I could get in the lift with them as I had a taxi waiting, but they wouldn't let me!
Anyway, good win yesterday.
Hahahaha :hehe:
Burney
10-03-2016, 08:32 AM
lift down to the ground floor where a taxi was waiting for me.
The lift door opened and there was a man and woman in there, the man with his trousers round his ankles and the woman skirt hitched up and bent over, ready for coitus.
I'd had about 2 hours sleep and barely even registered what was happening, but they were utterly horrified. To make matters worse, it was the slowest lift in the world and took a good 15 seconds for the door to close. The woman turned away and wouldn't look at me and the man kept apologising. I asked if I could get in the lift with them as I had a taxi waiting, but they wouldn't let me!
Anyway, good win yesterday.
Well what did you expect when you took your mum with you? You know what she's like, ffs!
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