What is this abomination?

[Ash]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/sep/29/tube-chat-campaign-provokes-horror-among-london-commuters

Hell in a hand cart, imo. Must be some ghastly provincial sorts behind it trying to disturb the peace.

[Pat Vegas]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/sep/29/tube-chat-campaign-provokes-horror-among-london-commuters

Hell in a hand cart, imo. Must be some ghastly provincial sorts behind it trying to disturb the peace.

It's getting to the point where you almost look forward to the Allans arriving.

[redgunamo]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/sep/29/tube-chat-campaign-provokes-horror-among-london-commuters

Hell in a hand cart, imo. Must be some ghastly provincial sorts behind it trying to disturb the peace.

Good Lord! The whole point of living in town is so you can hide.

[Sir C]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/sep/29/tube-chat-campaign-provokes-horror-among-london-commuters

Hell in a hand cart, imo. Must be some ghastly provincial sorts behind it trying to disturb the peace.

Gap in the market for a badge saying "Don't even think about it" imo.

[TheCurly]

Gap in the market for a badge saying "Don't even think about it" imo.

I talk to people on the tube all the time :-(

[Sir C]

I talk to people on the tube all the time :-(

For fúck's sake, c. Some poor innocent bloody Londoner, trying to get to work safely ensconced inside their own head, and you want to chat?

Take a look at yourself, man.

[TheCurly]

For fúck's sake, c. Some poor innocent bloody Londoner, trying to get to work safely ensconced inside their own head, and you want to chat?

Take a look at yourself, man.

I get bored easily Sir C

[Sir C]

I get bored easily Sir C

You could do a few decades of the rosary.

[Burney]

For fúck's sake, c. Some poor innocent bloody Londoner, trying to get to work safely ensconced inside their own head, and you want to chat?

Take a look at yourself, man.

Be fair, the tradition of mad, drunken Celts cornering commuters on the London Underground and babbling at them incoherently is a long and distinguished one. I see c as simply continuing in that proud lineage.

[TheCurly]

You could do a few decades of the rosary.

Good idea.Down on my knees praying whilst carrying a backpack :thumbup:

[Pat Vegas]

Be fair, the tradition of mad, drunken Celts cornering commuters on the London Underground and babbling at them incoherently is a long and distinguished one. I see c as simply continuing in that proud lineage.

I miss the kids with the accordions.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Buskers with their own set of speakers piss me off

[SWv2]

I miss the kids with the accordions.

The Artane Boys Band, on the Tube?

[Burney]

I miss the kids with the accordions.

Should that be 'accordia'? :-(

[SWv2]

Buskers with their own set of speakers piss me off

Tried to ban these recently in Dublin, relented and banned them only in certain places but did ban the use of all backing tracks.

Now no ****er pays attention to them, especially the talentless bint who plays outside my window every day from 11-1. No matter how many times we complain to DCC they just ignore it.

[Sir C]

Good idea.Down on my knees praying whilst carrying a backpack :thumbup:

Do you tend to wear gloves and a beret?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

'accordio'
:hide:

[TheCurly]

Buskers with their own set of speakers piss me off

I heard Jools did an impromptu set in St Pancras this morning

[TheCurly]

Do you tend to wear gloves and a beret?

I should get a turban for the craic

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I heard Jools did an impromptu set in St Pancras this morning

I will guess he sang "Boogie woogie" into the mike and out of tune

[Lar d'Arse]

Tried to ban these recently in Dublin, relented and banned them only in certain places but did ban the use of all backing tracks.

Now no ****er pays attention to them, especially the talentless bint who plays outside my window every day from 11-1. No matter how many times we complain to DCC they just ignore it.

Haha... Remind me where you work? Dame Street area?

[Pat Vegas]

Tried to ban these recently in Dublin, relented and banned them only in certain places but did ban the use of all backing tracks.

Now no ****er pays attention to them, especially the talentless bint who plays outside my window every day from 11-1. No matter how many times we complain to DCC they just ignore it.

That's a shame I sound fantastic with a backing track.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

:nod:
I will take up busking as my new career
Wife and 5 guitars to support

[SWv2]

Haha... Remind me where you work? Dame Street area?

Worst place possible, opposite the old tourist office on St Andrews Street so right beside the Molly Malone statue.

All day throughout the summer we have crowds of tourists singing said song and then there is the buskers looking to cash in on said tourists.

Mind you, passed your place on Tuesday and there was an increased number of An Garda Siochana milling around, first day of Dail I think?

[Burney]

I will guess he sang "Boogie woogie" into the mike and out of tune

As you know, vpv, I am not a violent or intemperate man, but if someone told me I could hit anyone in the face once with a shovel with no legal implications, I would be into my garden shed and outside Holland's house as soon as the London transport network could carry me.

Smug, twitchy, nasal, paed0-liooking fücker that he is. Cannot stand him.

[SWv2]

As you know, vpv, I am not a violent or intemperate man, but if someone told me I could hit anyone in the face once with a shovel with no legal implications, I would be into my garden shed and outside Holland's house as soon as the London transport network could carry me.

Smug, twitchy, nasal, paed0-liooking fücker that he is. Cannot stand him.

I'll bet you watch the Hootenanny all the same.

[Sir C]

As you know, vpv, I am not a violent or intemperate man, but if someone told me I could hit anyone in the face once with a shovel with no legal implications, I would be into my garden shed and outside Holland's house as soon as the London transport network could carry me.

Smug, twitchy, nasal, paed0-liooking fücker that he is. Cannot stand him.

Halfway through his new year's eve show once, v read out a tweet from her timeline that had me almost hysterical.

And I've found it!

"Imagine Jools on top of you. His Cheshire Cat páedo grin stretching his melted face as he says sexy things like "on my left, your right tit""

[Burney]

I'll bet you watch the Hootenanny all the same.

The only time I've watched it is when I've been with my daughter at New Year as she used to like to watch it getting tipsy on fizz and shouting 'HOOTENANNY!' at the top of her voice. She's too old for that now. :-(

[Viva Prat Vegas]

As you know, vpv, I am not a violent or intemperate man, but if someone told me I could hit anyone in the face once with a shovel with no legal implications, I would be into my garden shed and outside Holland's house as soon as the London transport network could carry me.

Smug, twitchy, nasal, paed0-liooking fücker that he is. Cannot stand him.

:nod:

You could put his hand in his letterbox and pull the flap up and down and hard on his fingers for 90 seconds
I will be upstairs turning the taps on and looking for the plug

[Lar d'Arse]

Worst place possible, opposite the old tourist office on St Andrews Street so right beside the Molly Malone statue.

All day throughout the summer we have crowds of tourists singing said song and then there is the buskers looking to cash in on said tourists.

Mind you, passed your place on Tuesday and there was an increased number of An Garda Siochana milling around, first day of Dail I think?

There was some protest on Tuesday - probably chosen for it being the first day back for the Dail. I was told what it was about but have forgotten.

Amazed at the extreme stance still being taken on the Water charges. There are about 50 more important things facing the Country at the moment but the water charges is the one that seems to have struck the loudest chord.

[Burney]

Halfway through his new year's eve show once, v read out a tweet from her timeline that had me almost hysterical.

And I've found it!

"Imagine Jools on top of you. His Cheshire Cat páedo grin stretching his melted face as he says sexy things like "on my left, your right tit""

Imagine his lithe, yet powerful fingers as he played boogie-woogie with your underparts :-(

[Sir C]

Imagine his lithe, yet powerful fingers as he played boogie-woogie with your underparts :-(

Yes yes, but "on my left, your right tit" is fúcking genius!

[Burney]

Yes yes, but "on my left, your right tit" is fúcking genius!

Oh, yes, yes. Very good, but thanks to that I'm thinking of Jools Holland having sex with your wife now and it's not a happy thought. :-(

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Oh, yes, yes. Very good, but thanks to that I'm thinking of Jools Holland having sex with your wife now and it's not a happy thought. :-(

Imagine the post shag , mega smug grin on his face hands behind his head
Ashtray on his weedy chest

[Burney]

Imagine the post shag , mega smug grin on his face hands behind his head
Ashtray on his weedy chest

He'd light up a cigar, wouldn't he? :-(