I had a dream last night where my p1ss and sweat turned bright purple.

[Burney]

Beat that, AWIMB.

[Luis Anaconda]

Beat that, AWIMB.
Think it means you are either gay or a Corbynite. Your choice

[Sir C]

Beat that, AWIMB.

I dreamt that Bruce Springsteen was hanging out at my house, and the garden was full of fans mooing, "Brooooooooce", and he was scared to go to the window so I gave him a cuddle.

Woke up with tentative signs of tumescence. The nearest thing I've had to an erection since 1998 :cloud9:

[Burney]

I dreamt that Bruce Springsteen was hanging out at my house, and the garden was full of fans mooing, "Brooooooooce", and he was scared to go to the window so I gave him a cuddle.

Woke up with tentative signs of tumescence. The nearest thing I've had to an erection since 1998 :cloud9:

I assume you've readed his book? Any good?

[Sir C]

I assume you've readed his book? Any good?

Not yet. I'll need to work up to it. Having watched numerous interviews with him, I am prepared for some extremely lengthy rambles around, under and over some indecipherable point, never quite alighting on a comprehensible reason for starting the sentence.

The reviews are good, mind.

[Burney]

Not yet. I'll need to work up to it. Having watched numerous interviews with him, I am prepared for some extremely lengthy rambles around, under and over some indecipherable point, never quite alighting on a comprehensible reason for starting the sentence.

The reviews are good, mind.

That's what literary editors and ghostwriters are for, I guess.

[TheCurly]

Not yet. I'll need to work up to it. Having watched numerous interviews with him, I am prepared for some extremely lengthy rambles around, under and over some indecipherable point, never quite alighting on a comprehensible reason for starting the sentence.

The reviews are good, mind.

Costello's was ace.**** knows every bastárd that has ever had a recording career

[Sir C]

That's what literary editors and ghostwriters are for, I guess.

Yes. There was, of course, no ghost writer involved, and input from the editor was... minor. Can you really imagine Springsteen allowing anyone to mess with his Words?

[Sir C]

Costello's was ace.**** knows every bastárd that has ever had a recording career

You've seen him live, I suspect? I was amazed how the shortársed little fúcker, no more than 4' 11", grew to 6' when he strapped on a guitar.

[Burney]

Yes. There was, of course, no ghost writer involved, and input from the editor was... minor. Can you really imagine Springsteen allowing anyone to mess with his Words?

Any sensible writer should know they are their worst editor

[TheCurly]

You've seen him live, I suspect? I was amazed how the shortársed little fúcker, no more than 4' 11", grew to 6' when he strapped on a guitar.

A few times,yes.Only a matter of a few weeks ago in fact.
The Attractions/Imposters are a simply wonderful band

[Sir C]

Any sensible writer should know they are their worst editor

Yes. But however one might choose to describe the dear chap, 'sensible writer' would not, perhaps, be the first phrase to spring to mind.

[Luis Anaconda]

Any sensible writer should know they are their worst editor
Though writing when you are drunk and then editing when you are sober can help you get round this

[Burney]

Yes. But however one might choose to describe the dear chap, 'sensible writer' would not, perhaps, be the first phrase to spring to mind.

Yes, but that sort of thing is how you end up with monstrosities such as Morissey's autobiography

[TheCurly]

Yes, but that sort of thing is how you end up with monstrosities such as Morissey's autobiography

I enjoyed his :-( He really is completely bonkers isn't he?

[Burney]

Though writing when you are drunk and then editing when you are sober can help you get round this

What a very dualist approach, la.

[Sir C]

Yes, but that sort of thing is how you end up with monstrosities such as Morissey's autobiography

Obviously. Which is why I haven't rushed to read it.

Of course, despite my fears and your protestations, the reviews have been good. :shrug:

[redgunamo]

I assume you've readed his book? Any good?

Unlikely, I'd say. A chap spends his life writing and then after all that *still* feels the need to explain himself in a book.

[TheCurly]

Unlikely, I'd say. A chap spends his life writing and then after all that *still* feels the need to explain himself in a book.

If you're interested I can highly recommend the lad from the Chili Peppers won.
Proper old school rock 'n' roll lifestyle right there

[redgunamo]

If you're interested I can highly recommend the lad from the Chili Peppers won.
Proper old school rock 'n' roll lifestyle right there

I know. My mrs buys and reads all that ****e. Young chaps running around with their mates trying to have some fun and make a little money. Just like being in the Army basically.