Stephen Hawking. For such a supposedly clever chap, he does come out with some shít.

[Sir C]

Now the silly sod reckons he's going to be an astronaut.

[Burney]

Now the silly sod reckons he's going to be an astronaut.

Well all astronauts do is sit there and pïss themselves, so he's qualified.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

He's done harder stuff to be fair.

Imagine when you get to be like him B, ****ting yourself in front of these uncaring carers and nothing you can do about your phobias. The end of anal retention.