We got the top dogs in the office today

[Pat Vegas]

and the annoying fella is shouting out.

'i llllllllove crispy bacon'

I think he may also be a heemasex which of course is fine and irrelevant don't know why I mentioned it really.

[Burney]

and the annoying fella is shouting out.

'i llllllllove crispy bacon'

I think he may also be a heemasex which of course is fine and irrelevant don't know why I mentioned it really.

Why does he need to tell you he loves crispy bacon?

[Sir C]

Why does he need to tell you he loves crispy bacon?

Americans overcrisp their bacon, don't they?

Then they add honey or Golden Syrup or something.

Utter, utter savages.

[Burney]

Americans overcrisp their bacon, don't they?

Then they add honey or Golden Syrup or something.

Utter, utter savages.

They do. They seem to think it should be almost frangible. And they add sugar to abso****inglootly everything. Virtually any meal in the states has the potential to put you into diabetic coma.

[Pat Vegas]

Why does he need to tell you he loves crispy bacon?

He's the autistic lad.
Well I am not sure if he is or not I was told he was.

[Pat Vegas]

Americans overcrisp their bacon, don't they?

Then they add honey or Golden Syrup or something.

Utter, utter savages.

Though bit of streaky bacon in the mircowave for a few mins makes nice crispy bacon for my salad.

[Burney]

He's the autistic lad.
Well I am not sure if he is or not I was told he was.

Gay and autistic, eh? Does that make him an autiste?

[Burney]

Though bit of streaky bacon in the mircowave for a few mins makes nice crispy bacon for my salad.

Oh, no. You can't mention the 'm-word' to Sir C. He won't have one in the house. :-(

[Pat Vegas]

Gay and autistic, eh? Does that make him an autiste?

Guaranteed council flat

Sorry I have adopted the persona of a lorry driver.

[Pat Vegas]

Oh, no. You can't mention the 'm-word' to Sir C. He won't have one in the house. :-(

I only just got one a few weeks ago.

[Sir C]

I only just got one a few weeks ago.

Why not just eat cancer?

[Burney]

Why not just eat cancer?

I wonder if anyone's ever tried cooking with tumours? You'd have to be curious, wouldn't you?

[Pat Vegas]

Why not just eat cancer?

got to do something since i am off the fags.