I was offered 80,000 shares in a start up company

[Pat Vegas]

in exchange for our Italian property.

:sherlock:

They are currently worth 1 pence so he wants to buy it for £800

Then again if they become big I will be the new Mark Cuban.

Of course I don't believe a word of it as they haven't even seen the place.

[Ash]

in exchange for our Italian property.

:sherlock:

They are currently worth 1 pence so he wants to buy it for £800

Then again if they become big I will be the new Mark Cuban.

Of course I don't believe a word of it as they haven't even seen the place.

You might want to give that one a swerve, Pat. More chances of making a fortune by selling used condoms on eBay, I expect.

[Pat Vegas]

You might want to give that one a swerve, Pat. More chances of making a fortune by selling used condoms on eBay, I expect.

I will deliberately forget the name of the company.

[IUFG]

I worked with a girl who sold her 'worn - not washed' knickers on the internet.

She made enough to give up her 'proper job'.

Seems there are enough desperate / sad people about...

[Pat Vegas]

I worked with a girl who sold her 'worn - not washed' knickers on the internet.

She made enough to give up her 'proper job'.

Seems there are enough desperate / sad people about...

Actually whilst googling on how to dispose of this rubber, Typing used con. it comes up with 'used condoms for sale'

:shrug:

[Pat Vegas]

I worked with a girl who sold her 'worn - not washed' knickers on the internet.

She made enough to give up her 'proper job'.

Seems there are enough desperate / sad people about...

Hang on a minute if she was that busy doing it how did she have time to wear all of these knickers? :sherlock:

[IUFG]

I don't know, f. I never discussed with her the operational detail of her enterprise...

[Burney]

Actually whilst googling on how to dispose of this rubber, Typing used con. it comes up with 'used condoms for sale'

:shrug:

Why do you need to google what to do with a used condom, ffs!? :hehe:

[Sir C]

I don't know, f. I never discussed with her the operational detail of her enterprise...

I suppose the issue is how long the knickers must be worn to be categorised as 'worn'; one suspects that Trading Standards have regulations covering these details.

[Burney]

I don't know, f. I never discussed with her the operational detail of her enterprise...

Presumably she must have bought the cheapest knickers available in bulk in order to maximise her profit margin. And got really sweaty in them. As long as the customer was covering shipping, she was quids in imo. I reckon she could have got through four or five pairs a day.

[Pat Vegas]

Why do you need to google what to do with a used condom, ffs!? :hehe:

I google everything and ask Awimb.
It works look how far I've come in 10 years.

[Burney]

I suppose the issue is how long the knickers must be worn to be categorised as 'worn'; one suspects that Trading Standards have regulations covering these details.

As I say, vigorous exercise would accelerate the process. Or a yeast infection.

[Pat Vegas]

As I say, vigorous exercise would accelerate the process. Or a yeast infection.

:hehe: she gets fed up of that as she wants to maximise profits.
Makes up some sort of paste using baking materials to sort it out.

[Burney]

:hehe: she gets fed up of that as she wants to maximise profits.
Makes up some sort of paste using baking materials to sort it out.

Baking materials? So...actual yeast, then? Nice.

[Brentwood]

Why do you need to google what to do with a used condom, ffs!? :hehe:

:hehe: It's not ****ing asbestos for god sake man