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Ash
08-31-2016, 12:47 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/football/live/2016/aug/31/transfer-deadline-day-news-jack-wilshere-shkodran-mustafi-and-more-live?page=with:block-57c6cbbae4b0f6cb85628a2e#block-57c6cbbae4b0f6cb85628a2e

wd Jorge.

I have no idea what Roasted Quinoa with Olive Gremolata is, but he clearly knows. :nod:

Sir C
08-31-2016, 12:54 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/football/live/2016/aug/31/transfer-deadline-day-news-jack-wilshere-shkodran-mustafi-and-more-live?page=with:block-57c6cbbae4b0f6cb85628a2e#block-57c6cbbae4b0f6cb85628a2e

wd Jorge.

I have no idea what Roasted Quinoa with Olive Gremolata is, but he clearly knows. :nod:

Do you think he meant 'fateful' day? I've no idea what a 'faithful' day is.

Gremolata is made of lemon zest, parsley and garlic.

All in all, he's made a complete balls of that, Clive :-(

Ash
08-31-2016, 01:00 PM
Do you think he meant 'fateful' day? I've no idea what a 'faithful' day is.

Gremolata is made of lemon zest, parsley and garlic.

All in all, he's made a complete balls of that, Clive :-(

That'll be Apple auto-correction I expect. I wonder whose side he's on the Apple-EU spat.

Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
08-31-2016, 01:04 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/football/live/2016/aug/31/transfer-deadline-day-news-jack-wilshere-shkodran-mustafi-and-more-live?page=with:block-57c6cbbae4b0f6cb85628a2e#block-57c6cbbae4b0f6cb85628a2e

wd Jorge.

I have no idea what Roasted Quinoa with Olive Gremolata is, but he clearly knows. :nod:

Is Quinoa a fruit?

What is a Gremolata?

Sir C
08-31-2016, 01:05 PM
That'll be Apple auto-correction I expect. I wonder whose side he's on the Apple-EU spat.

Yes, tricky one that, given he has four dogs in that fight. It can't possibly be Apple's fault, the EU is, by it's very nature, infallible, and Ireland farts lightning and ****s thunder on account of not being England. On the other hand, Tax (pbuh) is a sacred concept, to be idolised at every opportunity...

No, it's too hard for me. j will have to struggle with his conscience alone on this one.

Sir C
08-31-2016, 01:06 PM
Is Quinoa a fruit?

What is a Gremolata?

Quinoa is a grain, until a couple of years ago fashionable amongst the chattering Islington classes.

Gremolata is a mix of finely chooped lemon zest, parsley and garlic, used to finish dishes such as osso bucco.

Luis Anaconda
08-31-2016, 01:08 PM
Yes, tricky one that, given he has four dogs in that fight. It can't possibly be Apple's fault, the EU is, by it's very nature, infallible, and Ireland farts lightning and ****s thunder on account of not being England. On the other hand, Tax (pbuh) is a sacred concept, to be idolised at every opportunity...

No, it's too hard for me. j will have to struggle with his conscience alone on this one.
Easy - It will be Thatcher's fault somehow

Burney
08-31-2016, 01:16 PM
Yes, tricky one that, given he has four dogs in that fight. It can't possibly be Apple's fault, the EU is, by it's very nature, infallible, and Ireland farts lightning and ****s thunder on account of not being England. On the other hand, Tax (pbuh) is a sacred concept, to be idolised at every opportunity...

No, it's too hard for me. j will have to struggle with his conscience alone on this one.

He'll doubtless be using his Apple devices subsidised by tax avoidance and child labour to tell everyone how immoral Apple are.

Burney
08-31-2016, 01:21 PM
Quinoa is a grain, until a couple of years ago fashionable amongst the chattering Islington classes.

Gremolata is a mix of finely chooped lemon zest, parsley and garlic, used to finish dishes such as osso bucco.

Pretty sure you don't roast quinoa. Mind you, I've never had it.

Sir C
08-31-2016, 01:26 PM
Pretty sure you don't roast quinoa. Mind you, I've never had it.

You had it at my wedding.

Burney
08-31-2016, 01:27 PM
You had it at my wedding.

Did I? I didn't notice it. What was it with? I used to have the menu somewhere. Think R's got it now.

Sir C
08-31-2016, 01:30 PM
Did I? I didn't notice it. What was it with? I used to have the menu somewhere. Think R's got it now.

I've no idea, I just have a memory of being disappointed when I noticed it on the menu. I rpobably should have checked earlier, to be fair.

Burney
08-31-2016, 01:36 PM
I've no idea, I just have a memory of being disappointed when I noticed it on the menu. I rpobably should have checked earlier, to be fair.

You probably put it on there to make Ian H feel at home ;-)

By the way, I think I had Monty half-wondering if he'd have to kiss a corpse earlier. :hehe:

Sir C
08-31-2016, 01:39 PM
You probably put it on there to make Ian H feel at home ;-)

By the way, I think I had Monty half-wondering if he'd have to kiss a corpse earlier. :hehe:

I saw. I've done some corpse kissing in my time, though :-(

I never told you about the dribble, did I? That's a story for late at night, I think.

Burney
08-31-2016, 01:44 PM
I saw. I've done some corpse kissing in my time, though :-(

I never told you about the dribble, did I? That's a story for late at night, I think.

I did have to do that with my granny. I air-kissed as I say.

Was the dribble yours or the corpse's? :-\

Sir C
08-31-2016, 01:45 PM
I did have to do that with my granny. I air-kissed as I say.

Was the dribble yours or the corpse's? :-\

I'll address it at a later date :-(

We need a date, don't we?

Burney
08-31-2016, 01:51 PM
I'll address it at a later date :-(

We need a date, don't we?

Well yes. You need to come up with one. I was too polite to mention the fact that you have signally failed to come up with one.

Sir C
08-31-2016, 01:53 PM
Well yes. You need to come up with one. I was too polite to mention the fact that you have signally failed to come up with one.

I shall attend to it.

Burney
08-31-2016, 01:59 PM
I shall attend to it.

Jolly good. I look forward to it. :-)