Business Bullshít Concept of the Week: Channel Management.

[Ash]

Whatever Channel Management is, it loves a obtuse and unhelpful diagram. Today for your edification and amusement I will share some of these with you.

http://www.nukestone.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Channel.png

http://cloudtweaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/CH-Data-001.jpg

[Ash]

http://12227-presscdn-0-12.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ChannelManagement-FSG-Header.png

https://hotelssouthafrica.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/channel-management-main.png

[Ash]

http://image.slidesharecdn.com/channelmanagementdecisions-150524182823-lva1-app6892/95/channel-management-decisions-1-638.jpg?cb=1432492156

https://www.tonex.com/wp-content/uploads/Channel-management-training.jpg

[Pat Vegas]

It's time for a revolution to get rid of all this pointless wasted time.

I would also like remove idiot job agencies and ridiculous recruitment techniques. Everyone thinks they are google.
Stop making everything complicated with your pretend psychological trick questions. Nobody gives a ****. 'why do you want the job'
I want the money and I am good at what I do and I am suitable for it. So asking me what the last movie I watched or what do I think is the most searched phrase on youtube is. Go **** yourself.

[Ash]

It's time for a revolution to get rid of all this pointless wasted time.

I would also like remove idiot job agencies and ridiculous recruitment techniques. Everyone thinks they are google.
Stop making everything complicated with your pretend psychological trick questions. Nobody gives a ****. 'why do you want the job'
I want the money and I am good at what I do and I am suitable for it. So asking me what the last movie I watched or what do I think is the most searched phrase on youtube is. Go **** yourself.

Sign me up for your revolution, Pat.

I think the answer is 'cute kittens' by the way.

[Pat Vegas]

Sign me up for your revolution, Pat.

I think the answer is 'cute kittens' by the way.

I was reading a book that I received from reed recruitment.
It just angered me which is quite easy.

For me if someone applies if you like the look of them have an interview and have a chat and see how it goes.

This book is telling you do have a 'joke' prepared for the interview.
If someone told me to tell a joke in a interview I would politely decline.

[Ash]

I was reading a book that I received from reed recruitment.
It just angered me which is quite easy.

For me if someone applies if you like the look of them have an interview and have a chat and see how it goes.

This book is telling you do have a 'joke' prepared for the interview.
If someone told me to tell a joke in a interview I would politely decline.

Maybe something about "how many recruiters does it take to change a lightbulb?"

Three. One to check that the bulb meets the socket's requirements, one to fit the new bulb, and one to ask the bulb where it sees itself in five years time.

[Pat Vegas]

Maybe something about "how many recruiters does it take to change a lightbulb?"

Three. One to check that the bulb meets the socket's requirements, one to fit the new bulb, and one to ask the bulb where it sees itself in five years time.

:hehe: I like it. fortunatley this current job was a bit more easy going*
My last job was crazy 4 hour interview with psychometric tests. I wouldn't mind but it wasn't something that complicated or particularly well paid.

*though I had 5 interviews with them previously.

My missus is going through all this nonsense with agencies because of the redundancy. They are such timewasters who don't read your actual cv. It took me a long time to work out they are just salesman. There are the odd few good ones out there who really go out their way.

[barrybueno]

'cute kittens' is the top non-porn searched phrase. Which makes it 10 millionth overall*

*I've nicked that from somewhere imo.

[Ash]

:hehe: I like it. fortunatley this current job was a bit more easy going*
My last job was crazy 4 hour interview with psychometric tests. I wouldn't mind but it wasn't something that complicated or particularly well paid.

*though I had 5 interviews with them previously.

My missus is going through all this nonsense with agencies because of the redundancy. They are such timewasters who don't read your actual cv. It took me a long time to work out they are just salesman. There are the odd few good ones out there who really go out their way.

Psychometric tests are so evil and stupid that they should definitely be illegal. Salesmen too, are usually evil and stupid, but sadly necessary. Hello Snin :wave: