Is it just me, or is it impossible to reply to posts?

[Sir C]

And why is my left shoe painful?

[barrybueno]

I can't reply to any either. And you have a pebble in your shoe imo.

[Burney]

The whole thing is ****ed if you ask me. We can't even swear no more. :-(

[Sir C]

I can't reply to this :-(

[Sir C]

Fck that! When did the ****ing swearing stop? Was there a consultation period?

[Burney]

Nope. It was last week. I came in and started swearing and it was all ****ed. Now I don't know if Fash is constipated or impotent. :-(

[Sir C]

I wonder which he'd prefer? I think I'd rather be impotent thasn constipated; I mean, it's bad enough carrying around this three pounds of impacted matter in my colon as it is.

[Burney]

I thought it was five pounds? Have you lost some?

[Sir C]

I'm estimating, I haven't weighed it recently.

I've been far too nervous to go near any scales since I returned from France, that's for sure.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I couldn't reply either.

[Sir C]

I still can't.

[Burney]

Can't you do something about it? You have powers, don't you?

[Sir C]

No, I'm powerless since the change. Utterly impotent. I never got a redundancy notice, a carriage clock, or a thank you from management for years of dedicated service.

:-(

[Burney]

Heartless ****ers. :-( Mind you, I suppose the fact that you're technically illiterate may have had something to do with it.

[Sir C]

Nonsense. My parents were definitely married when I was born.