Hold on, we were missing Ozil, Giroud and Koscielny? And Metersacker and Gabriel?

[Sir C]

That explains why we might have been somewhat below par, I suppose.

[Burney]

That explains why we might have been somewhat below par, I suppose.

That's Wenger's fault, apparently.

[Sir C]

That's Wenger's fault, apparently.

I do rather like the way I have spelt 'Metersacker' there. It sounds like a job description. When I grow up I want to be a metersacker.

[Burney]

I do rather like the way I have spelt 'Metersacker' there. It sounds like a job description. When I grow up I want to be a metersacker.

You'd have to grow up quite a long way.