Is it me or are the Allans getting a bit slap-dash with this whole

[Monty92]

'indiscriminate murder' thing?

Stabby dude fails to kill anyone despite his targets being stuck in the confined space of a train carriage

Music festival bloke targets 2,500 people and only succeeds in killing himself

Today's hostage takers 'neutralised' with no victims.

You just can't find the staff nowadays, can you.

[Sir C]

'indiscriminate murder' thing?

Stabby dude fails to kill anyone despite his targets being stuck in the confined space of a train carriage

Music festival bloke targets 2,500 people and only succeeds in killing himself

Today's hostage takers 'neutralised' with no victims.

You just can't find the staff nowadays, can you.

It sounds like one of the hostages is what you might call a victim, m.

[Burney]

'indiscriminate murder' thing?

Stabby dude fails to kill anyone despite his targets being stuck in the confined space of a train carriage

Music festival bloke targets 2,500 people and only succeeds in killing himself

Today's hostage takers 'neutralised' with no victims.

You just can't find the staff nowadays, can you.

They killed a priest, but still it's a 2-1 home win overall, I suppose.

[Sir C]

They killed a priest, but still it's a 2-1 home win overall, I suppose.

This bears all the hallmarks of radical Methodism.

[Burney]

This bears all the hallmarks of radical Methodism.

Curse you, John Wesley!!!

[Pokster]

'indiscriminate murder' thing?

Stabby dude fails to kill anyone despite his targets being stuck in the confined space of a train carriage

Music festival bloke targets 2,500 people and only succeeds in killing himself

Today's hostage takers 'neutralised' with no victims.

You just can't find the staff nowadays, can you.

Do we know who or where the hostage takers were from today?

[Monty92]

It sounds like one of the hostages is what you might call a victim, m.

Oh. That's what happens when you log out of Twitter for 5 minutes :-(

To be honest, from a selfish point of view this is a ****ing great time for the world to go to ****. I'm up half the night with the new sprog and am never short of nocturnal reading material.

[Sir C]

Do we know who or where the hostage takers were from today?

It's a bit early to say.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyleRZLqBiY

[Burney]

Oh. That's what happens when you log out of Twitter for 5 minutes :-(

To be honest, from a selfish point of view this is a ****ing great time for the world to go to ****. I'm up half the night with the new sprog and am never short of nocturnal reading material.

On the other hand, you've just brought a new life into a world that appears to be descending into bloody chaos. :-\

Congratulations, btw :-)

[Burney]

It's a bit early to say.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyleRZLqBiY

Hang on! he can't go around saying these things are something to do with Islam, ffs! That's RACIST!

[Pat Vegas]

Do we know who or where the hostage takers were from today?

I read it was 'Armed Men'
Armed is a Allan name. :hide: