I've just fallen slightly in love with my Ocado driver :-(

[Sir C]

He was a massive Sikh gentleman, 6' 3" if he was an inch, with an accent like Prince Charles' which, under close examination, revealed the teeniest smidgeon of Indian inflection and carried a most soothing and mellifluous quality. He stayed for a little chat and... he was just lovely.

It's my wedding anniversary tomorrow. How do I tell the glw I appear to have joined the gays :-(

[Burney]

He was a massive Sikh gentleman, 6' 3" if he was an inch, with an accent like Prince Charles' which, under close examination, revealed the teeniest smidgeon of Indian inflection and carried a most soothing and mellifluous quality. He stayed for a little chat and... he was just lovely.

It's my wedding anniversary tomorrow. How do I tell the glw I appear to have joined the gays :-(

Does the fact that, were you to proposition him, he would undoubtedly have your nadgers off with a curvy dagger not put you off?

[IUFG]

I think the sikhs are fairly relaxed about trouser banditry too, sc.

I suppose you'd have to be . . .

[Sir C]

Does the fact that, were you to proposition him, he would undoubtedly have your nadgers off with a curvy dagger not put you off?

I think I'd just want to do cuddling, b. No actual winkle time.

[Sir C]

I think the sikhs are fairly relaxed about trouser banditry too, sc.

I suppose you'd have to be . . .

b thinks he'd chop my gonads off though :-(

[IUFG]

oh well, perhaps you and b could knock up a spicy, middle-eastern dish with them.

every cloud and all that.

[Burney]

oh well, perhaps you and b could knock up a spicy, middle-eastern dish with them.

every cloud and all that.

I'm not putting those in my mouth! I know where they've been! :-(

[Sir C]

oh well, perhaps you and b could knock up a spicy, middle-eastern dish with them.

every cloud and all that.

Testekoftes, nice.