View Full Version : I've just fallen slightly in love with my Ocado driver :-(
Sir C
07-25-2016, 03:29 PM
He was a massive Sikh gentleman, 6' 3" if he was an inch, with an accent like Prince Charles' which, under close examination, revealed the teeniest smidgeon of Indian inflection and carried a most soothing and mellifluous quality. He stayed for a little chat and... he was just lovely.
It's my wedding anniversary tomorrow. How do I tell the glw I appear to have joined the gays :-(
Burney
07-25-2016, 03:33 PM
He was a massive Sikh gentleman, 6' 3" if he was an inch, with an accent like Prince Charles' which, under close examination, revealed the teeniest smidgeon of Indian inflection and carried a most soothing and mellifluous quality. He stayed for a little chat and... he was just lovely.
It's my wedding anniversary tomorrow. How do I tell the glw I appear to have joined the gays :-(
Does the fact that, were you to proposition him, he would undoubtedly have your nadgers off with a curvy dagger not put you off?
I think the sikhs are fairly relaxed about trouser banditry too, sc.
I suppose you'd have to be . . .
Sir C
07-25-2016, 03:35 PM
Does the fact that, were you to proposition him, he would undoubtedly have your nadgers off with a curvy dagger not put you off?
I think I'd just want to do cuddling, b. No actual winkle time.
Sir C
07-25-2016, 03:36 PM
I think the sikhs are fairly relaxed about trouser banditry too, sc.
I suppose you'd have to be . . .
b thinks he'd chop my gonads off though :-(
oh well, perhaps you and b could knock up a spicy, middle-eastern dish with them.
every cloud and all that.
Burney
07-25-2016, 03:39 PM
oh well, perhaps you and b could knock up a spicy, middle-eastern dish with them.
every cloud and all that.
I'm not putting those in my mouth! I know where they've been! :-(
Sir C
07-25-2016, 03:39 PM
oh well, perhaps you and b could knock up a spicy, middle-eastern dish with them.
every cloud and all that.
Testekoftes, nice.
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