OMG the weirdest thing just happened. Im shaking here

[Herr Floyd]

Just took a massive **** and while mopping up, something poked out my arsehole, bit my finger and disappeared back up my chad. I am in a terrible state here. WTF is in my arsehole? Im thinking of calling an ambulance.

[Ash]

Just took a massive **** and while mopping up, something poked out my arsehole, bit my finger and disappeared back up my chad. I am in a terrible state here. WTF is in my arsehole? Im thinking of calling an ambulance.

Oh, that'll be lemmiwinks.

http://i.imgur.com/VclBrAQ.gif?noredirect

[Herr Floyd]

Panic over guys, a trusted friend found the offender. A paper clip. I lterally have no idea how it got up there.