Tarmac your drive?

[Tarmacadam]

If not would you be interested in buying some clothes pegs or sponges?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Tarmac your mother's **** whilst an Islamist decapitates your babies in front of you. Hopefully.

[Burney]

If not would you be interested in buying some clothes pegs or sponges?

I say, do you have any of those delicious baked hedgehogs?