If I had a tent I'd sleep in the garden tonight.

[Sir C]

I haven't got a ****ing tent, have I?

[Burney]

I haven't got a ****ing tent, have I?

I think my daughter has one if you want to pop round. Although it might be covered in wee from last summer's Reading festival. :-(

[Monty92]

I think my daughter has one if you want to pop round. Although it might be covered in wee from last summer's Reading festival. :-(

Just wee, right? :hehe:

[Burney]

Just wee, right? :hehe:

As far as I'm aware. They throw it about, apparently. Disgusting really, but they're like that, young people :shrug:

[Pat Vegas]

I haven't got a ****ing tent, have I?

As a teenager I went a bit mental one hot night and decided to take my mattress outside and sleep on the patio as it was far to hot.

A great plan until the thunderstorm at 4:30am.

[Sir C]

I think my daughter has one if you want to pop round. Although it might be covered in wee from last summer's Reading festival. :-(

I'll give it the swerve, thanks anyway :-(

[Monty92]

As far as I'm aware. They throw it about, apparently. Disgusting really, but they're like that, young people :shrug:

You’ve utterly failed to bite at my tit for tat insinuation about your daughters’ tent being covered in year-old jizz :-(

[Burney]

As a teenager I went a bit mental one hot night and decided to take my mattress outside and sleep on the patio as it was far to hot.

A great plan until the thunderstorm at 4:30am.

:hehe: That's so fash.

[Burney]

You’ve utterly failed to bite at my tit for tat insinuation about your daughters’ tent being covered in year-old jizz :-(

Oh. Sorry. Errrmmmm...Grrrrr! How dare you...erm...:shakesfist:

Is that better? :-\

[Monty92]

As a teenager I went a bit mental one hot night and decided to take my mattress outside and sleep on the patio as it was far to hot.

A great plan until the thunderstorm at 4:30am.

One balmy summer my friends and I camped out on the street with sleeping bags but no tents, hoping to get centre court tickets at Wimbledon. ****ing pissed it down the whole night. Went straight home in the morning.

[Monty92]

Oh. Sorry. Errrmmmm...Grrrrr! How dare you...erm...:shakesfist:

Is that better? :-\

Well I feel I have commendably turned the other cheek myself today, too. Anus indeed :rolleyes:

[Burney]

One balmy summer my friends and I camped out on the street with sleeping bags but no tents, hoping to get centre court tickets at Wimbledon. ****ing pissed it down the whole night. Went straight home in the morning.

:-( You slept on the street in order to watch a game of wooly balls? What the **** is wrong with you, man?

[Sir C]

One balmy summer my friends and I camped out on the street with sleeping bags but no tents, hoping to get centre court tickets at Wimbledon. ****ing pissed it down the whole night. Went straight home in the morning.

I'd worry that without a tent for protection, creepy-crawlies would have easy access to crawl up my Ines :-(

[Burney]

Well I feel I have commendably turned the other cheek myself today, too. Anus indeed :rolleyes:

Just do the decent thing and call her Elizabeth, m. She'll thank you for it.

[Burney]

I'd worry that without a tent for protection, creepy-crawlies would have easy access to crawl up my Ines :-(

Of course we haven't even mentioned the fact that it will also be pronounced to rhyme with '*****', have we?

The poor kid's screwed every which way imo. No sooner will she stop them calling her 'Anus' than they'll be calling her '*****' :-(

[Sir C]

Of course we haven't even mentioned the fact that it will also be pronounced to rhyme with '*****', have we?

The poor kid's screwed every which way imo. No sooner will she stop them calling her 'Anus' than they'll be calling her '*****' :-(

If I were at her school I'd deifinitely call her Anus*****, and ensure that she was bullied good and hard for having such a name :-(

Dear God, that's exactly the sort of thing I did at school :-(

[Burney]

If I were at her school I'd deifinitely call her Anus*****, and ensure that she was bullied good and hard for having such a name :-(

Dear God, that's exactly the sort of thing I did at school :-(

Yes. Me too. :-( Mind you, with my surname it was very much a question of getting my retaliation in first. Imagine if I'd called my daughter Ines! She'd have been Anus***** Fanny. :yikes:

[7sisters]

One balmy summer my friends and I camped out on the street with sleeping bags but no tents, hoping to get centre court tickets at Wimbledon. ****ing pissed it down the whole night. Went straight home in the morning.

We used to just get up early, bunk school and get down to SW19 via southfields tube at around 7 -7.30ish. Always got into centre court and were only about 50 yards away from the silly ****s who slept out all night.