View Full Version : So this morning we went for a breakfast meeting (ergh) and I ordered some toast.
The goblin that provided us with crockery advised us that she had no clean knives. She acknowledged that this was an issue for cutting/spreading things and so suggested that we use spoons to cut sausages and spread butter. :-|
10 GPs and 2 receptionists sat around a large, circular table and spread butter and hacked away at sausages with spoons. :-(
Just before she finished she returned with a packet of plastic knives.
Sir C
07-14-2016, 01:45 PM
The goblin that provided us with crockery advised us that she had no clean knives. She acknowledged that this was an issue for cutting/spreading things and so suggested that we use spoons to cut sausages and spread butter. :-|
10 GPs and 2 receptionists sat around a large, circular table and spread butter and hacked away at sausages with spoons. :-(
Just before she finished she returned with a packet of plastic knives.
Was this The Savoy or The Dorchester?
The goblin that provided us with crockery advised us that she had no clean knives. She acknowledged that this was an issue for cutting/spreading things and so suggested that we use spoons to cut sausages and spread butter. :-|
10 GPs and 2 receptionists sat around a large, circular table and spread butter and hacked away at sausages with spoons. :-(
Just before she finished she returned with a packet of plastic knives.
Did you have forks? You only need a fork to eat a sausage.
Was this The Savoy or The Dorchester?
Not exactly. Fego in Cobham.
Did you have forks? You only need a fork to eat a sausage.
Fortunately we did have forks, yes. That being said, I was not bought up in such a fashion whereby eating a sausage with a fork was considered acceptable.
Sir C
07-14-2016, 01:49 PM
Did you have forks? You only need a fork to eat a sausage.
No, no, you don't need cutlery to eat a sausage, the sausage is cutlery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFN_Y2pgKrk
she was taking the piss and you lot fell for it like the thick ****s you are.
wd the goblin, imo
Pokster
07-14-2016, 01:51 PM
she was taking the piss and you lot fell for it like the thick ****s you are.
wd the goblin, imo
She obviously thought she would push them as far as possible and see how long it took for them to realise it was all a joke.... think ****s never got it though
Pat Vegas
07-14-2016, 01:55 PM
she was taking the piss and you lot fell for it like the thick ****s you are.
wd the goblin, imo
:nod: How long would it take to clean some knives?
Hope you are enjoying your holiday by the way!
:nod: How long would it take to clean some knives?
Hope you are enjoying your holiday by the way!
Goblin advised that the dishwasher was broken and all the knives had been transported to their sister cafe where a working diswasher was present.
My colleague pointed out that that perhaps it would have been a good idea to clean all/some by hand for customers that may arrive early but this fell on deaf ears.
Pat Vegas
07-14-2016, 01:58 PM
Goblin advised that the dishwasher was broken and all the knives had been transported to their sister cafe where a working diswasher was present.
My colleague pointed out that that perhaps it would have been a good idea to clean all/some by hand for customers that may arrive early but this fell on deaf ears.
:hehe: I can imagine some poor ****er driving back and forth with the knives.
Fortunately we did have forks, yes. That being said, I was not bought up in such a fashion whereby eating a sausage with a fork was considered acceptable.
How do you eat a sausage if not with a fork?
No, no, you don't need cutlery to eat a sausage, the sausage is cutlery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFN_Y2pgKrk
:clap:
Jorge would be proud of you.
Fortunately we did have forks, yes. That being said, I was not bought up in such a fashion whereby eating a sausage with a fork was considered acceptable.
Some use you'd be in the trenches.
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