Walking the kid to the park and saw two young girls taking a baseball bat to a front

[Monty92]

door. In Highgate of all places!

Anyway, called the police and told them i'd be in the park if they need me. Now I'm worried they're gonna approach me and all the other parents are gonna assume I'm a nonce :(

[Burney]

door. In Highgate of all places!

Anyway, called the police and told them i'd be in the park if they need me. Now I'm worried they're gonna approach me and all the other parents are gonna assume I'm a nonce :(

Stop writing 'gonna', you nonce.

[Pat Vegas]

Just avoid the park Monty.
All your tales involving parks don't seem to have a positive ending.

Are the park Nazis still around?

[Monty92]

Just avoid the park Monty.
All your tales involving parks don't seem to have a positive ending.

Are the park Nazis still around?

My son just threw a **** load of sand over a
massive Italian man. I might need the police after all :(

[Burney]

My son just threw a **** load of sand over a
massive Italian man. I might need the police after all :(

My then very young niece once started loudly calling a large black man a 'g'rilla' when at the park in Clapham. That was a touch awks :-(

[Monty92]

My then very young niece once started loudly calling a large black man a 'g'rilla' when at the park in Clapham. That was a touch awks :-(

:( Gorilla Lives Matter, imo

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

door. In Highgate of all places!

Anyway, called the police and told them i'd be in the park if they need me. Now I'm worried they're gonna approach me and all the other parents are gonna assume I'm a nonce :(

As if you really live in Highgate :hehe:

[barrybueno]

**** area nigga, don't get that in Beckenham, maybe a drunk spilling his Chardonnayon their way home*


*That's me btw

[Fast Eddie]

Assume? :hehe:

If the cap fits...

[barrybueno]

:clap: played