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[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Naive Asian defending or a nippy Theo Walcott who can shoot?

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[Burney]

Naive Asian defending or a nippy Theo Walcott who can shoot?

https://www.facebook.com/AFCG1886/videos/958087084300347/

I don't really believe anyone we sign from South East Asia will ever be anything other than ****. We've signed several and their combined worth has been the square root of **** all.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

It's a cultural thing. Not a single Asian player has been a huge success anywhere in Europe. Not even Nakata and he was probably the most successful

[Sir C]

It's a cultural thing. Not a single Asian player has been a huge success anywhere in Europe. Not even Nakata and he was probably the most successful

It's odd, though. They look small and skinny but they're as hard a ****ing nails. Try getting on the tube in Bangkok at rush hour, you're pressed up against a load of people who all feel as if they're made of rocks.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

I don't really believe anyone we sign from South East Asia will ever be anything other than ****. We've signed several and their combined worth has been the square root of **** all.
Perhaps we should try someone from North West Asia?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

It's odd, though. They look small and skinny but they're as hard a ****ing nails. Try getting on the tube in Bangkok at rush hour, you're pressed up against a load of people who all feel as if they're made of rocks.

No fat. Unfortunately we sign players to win football games, not storm the PIccadilly Line at rush hour.

[Burney]

It's odd, though. They look small and skinny but they're as hard a ****ing nails. Try getting on the tube in Bangkok at rush hour, you're pressed up against a load of people who all feel as if they're made of rocks.

Sex tourist frottage now, is it? I am disappoint :-(

[Sir C]

Sex tourist frottage now, is it? I am disappoint :-(

"I couldn't help it officer, the carriage was really packed and what with the movement of the train, and everything, it just went off." :-(

[Burney]

Perhaps we should try someone from North West Asia?

Hmm, Kazaks, Turkmen and Uzbeks? Not sure how good they are, tbh.

Mind you, they're probably excellent at steppe-overs. :cooper:

[Sir C]

Hmm, Kazaks, Turkmen and Uzbeks? Not sure how good they are, tbh.

Mind you, they're probably excellent at steppe-overs. :hehe:

Oh, well played b. Nicely done.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Hmm, Kazaks, Turkmen and Uzbeks? Not sure how good they are, tbh.

Mind you, they're probably excellent at steppe-overs. :hehe:

There's a new Uzbek restaurant on Charlotte Street, hoping to bump into the great man there and ask him when he's taking over.

[Burney]

There's a new Uzbek restaurant on Charlotte Street, hoping to bump into the great man there and ask him when he's taking over.

Isn't their cuisine largely horse-based with the odd goat thrown in? I'm ****ed if I'm drinking fermented mare's milk.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Isn't their cuisine largely horse-based with the odd goat thrown in? I'm ****ed if I'm drinking fermented mare's milk.

No idea. I assumed it would be sort of Persian. I'll try that milk and I'm definitely having the rotting shark in Iceland next month.

[Burney]

No idea. I assumed it would be sort of Persian. I'll try that milk and I'm definitely having the rotting shark in Iceland next month.

Yeah. It's mostly mutton and pilaf-type efforts from what I can make out. The sort of thing that can be very nice if done well with good ingredients, but utterly horrid if done badly. There is also a fair bit of horse in there as well, but that's no bad thing.