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Sir C
07-01-2016, 01:55 PM
"A GUARDIAN reader is secretly enjoying being even more earnest than usual because of Brexit.

44-year-old Tom Booker, from Hackney, has been indulging his emotions since the referendum and is planning to spend the weekend at a special yoga and meditation retreat to process his feelings about the EU.

He said: “The emotional impact has been very severe and I have these bouts of crippling sadness where I need a lot of attention.

“I’ve actually had a couple of days off work sick, because I need to spend some time just mooning around in bike-themed cafes drinking single estate coffee.

“It’s actually been toughest on my wife, because I’m too upset to unload the dishwasher or do other basic household chores.”

Booker is concerned that leaving the EU could affect his work doing some bull**** freelance thing and make Apple products more expensive.

“I need to get a new MacBook Pro because it’s the best computer for looking at YouTube clean-eating cookery videos, but I’m worried that Boris will make everyone have chunky PCs because he doesn’t appreciate good design.

“It’s all terrible, thank god for the new reggae-influenced post-punk band I’ve discovered that you wouldn’t have heard of yet.”"

Burney
07-01-2016, 02:25 PM
There was another one in the Guardian today about how people are 'bereaved' and 'grief-stricken' :-|

Apparently half of this country is composed of whiny little screamers whose response to not getting what they want is either to hide under the bedclothes or just moan ALL THE ****ING TIME.
It's been week now. I have appeared serene and oblivious to most of this ****, but I don't know how much longer I can last. Someone's going to get it sooner or later :mad:

71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
07-01-2016, 04:13 PM
Someone's going to get it sooner or later :mad:

Your mum's going to get it sooner or later.

barrybueno
07-01-2016, 06:20 PM
****ing out of order '71

I'm currently dating said mum...