Ive been thinking. Having and arsehole and being forced to take ****s is disgusting

[Herr Floyd]

Im beginning to think its proof that God sends us here as punishment. Theres no way people have to take ****s in heaven, I am simply not having it. Think of all the clever stuff our bodies have like brains, arms and legs, then consider why we have an arsehole which punches stinking brown ****e out. Weve been mugged off lads and no mistake.

[Herr Floyd]

and to add insult to injury, my arsehole is grape ridden. What did I ever do to God? Nothing as far as Im aware.