My poor dog is really ****ed now

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

German Shepherd or Alsatian will no longer do.

The best I can come up with is he's a Doggy McDogface if you want to know.

However, I doubt he'll get kicked in the street.

Interesting fact about dangerous dogs on the Beeb last night, that, statistically the dog that bites most people is a Dachshund. At least that should be surviveable in order to give the ****er a good shoeing ;)

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

German Shepherd or Alsatian will no longer do.

The best I can come up with is he's a Doggy McDogface if you want to know.

However, I doubt he'll get kicked in the street.

Interesting fact about dangerous dogs on the Beeb last night, that, statistically the dog that bites most people is a Dachshund. At least that should be surviveable in order to give the ****er a good shoeing ;)

What the bejeebers are you actually saying man? I can tel it might be something to do with a dog or two but it makes no sense whatsoever.