I'm holding interviews today for a short-term project and the stand-out candidate is

[Monty92]

a self-titled militant feminist Muslim ('militant' being in relation to her feminism, rather than her Allanism)

This is literally an employment tribunal waiting to happen, isn't it, Jeff :-(

[Luis Anaconda]

a self-titled militant feminist Muslim ('militant' being in relation to her feminism, rather than her Allanism)

This is literally an employment tribunal waiting to happen, isn't it, Jeff :-(
Is she fit?

[Monty92]

Is she fit?

You probably would.

So would I.

But to answer your question - no.

[redgunamo]

Is she fit?

Difficult to say, I should've thought. Isn't that the point?

[Burney]

I would be loth to employ anyone stupid enough to think you can be a feminist and a Muslim, tbh.