I've got men in cleaning my oven.

[Sir C]

This is not a euphemism.

That's some job, isn't it? Cleaning the congealed grease out of dirty *******s' cookers :-(

They're judging me, aren't they?

[SWv2]

Not at all.

We have this task done annually. I am a huge believer in paying people to do the tasks that I genuinely cannot be ****ing bothered to do as they are ****.

See also washing the car, some forms of gardening, DIY.

[Sir C]

Not at all.

We have this task done annually. I am a huge believer in paying people to do the tasks that I genuinely cannot be ****ing bothered to do as they are ****.

See also washing the car, some forms of gardening, DIY.

They have done a fine job. wd ****-shovelling lads.

[Burney]

They have done a fine job. wd ****-shovelling lads.

That's valuable grease you're losing there. You could grease axles with that.