Thomas Muller would be my dream signing for Arsenal

[Herr Floyd]

Immaculate man. Tall, rugged yet so handsome. He oozes German class and knows he is better than anyone else in whichever room he happens to be standing in. He reminds me of me in many ways.

[PSRB]

Immaculate man. Tall, rugged yet so handsome. He oozes German class and knows he is better than anyone else in whichever room he happens to be standing in. He reminds me of me in many ways.

as long as he brings his World Cup shooting boots rather than his Euro ones

[Herr Floyd]

as long as he brings his World Cup shooting boots rather than his Euro ones

Well he's just hit the post but yes I hope to see him scoring soon although this German side is far weaker than previous sides which doesnt help him.

[redgunamo]

Immaculate man. Tall, rugged yet so handsome. He oozes German class and knows he is better than anyone else in whichever room he happens to be standing in. He reminds me of me in many ways.

He's a superb footballer, of course, but otherwise he's a yokel peasant basically. A bumpkin/farmer-type. He speaks like somebody who stopped paying attention at school at the age of ten.

Think Vardy, or Ian Wright or Paul Gasciogne or Jamie Carragher; were he English, we'd be calling him a thick ****, as does Germany outside Bavaria.

[Herr Floyd]

He's a superb footballer, of course, but otherwise he's a yokel peasant basically. A bumpkin/farmer-type. He speaks like somebody who stopped paying attention at school at the age of ten.

Think Vardy, or Ian Wright or Paul Gasciogne or Jamie Carragher; were he English, we'd be calling him a thick ****, as does Germany outside Bavaria.

Im sorry Red but Im going to pretend I never read this. Perhaps youve mistaken him for someone else? There are a lot of Mullers in Deutchland and some may be slavs who have changed their name by deedpole

[redgunamo]

Im sorry Red but Im going to pretend I never read this. Perhaps youve mistaken him for someone else? There are a lot of Mullers in Deutchland and some may be slavs who have changed their name by deedpole

That's the thing with loving foreigns, isn't it; there's necessarily always alot of pretending involved.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

I'd rather have Gerd even if he has Alzheimer's.

[redgunamo]

I'd rather have Gerd even if he has Alzheimer's.

Ja, eben so.

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

But how much & for how long? :(