I'd love to sign Samuel Umtiti, worth it for the name alone

[The Jorge]

MMmmmmmmm titties

[Rich]

He looks big, black and terrifying. Perfect for a central defender imo.

Are we being linked with him, then? Thought he was off to Barca. Is the price tag big? :cloud9:

[The Jorge]

He looks big, black and terrifying. Perfect for a central defender imo.

Are we being linked with him, then? Thought he was off to Barca. Is the price tag big? :cloud9:

I think you're missing the point here, Rich.

http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2012/03/bouncing-boobs/08-bouncing-boobs.gif

[Rich]

I think you're missing the point here, Rich.

http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2012/03/bouncing-boobs/08-bouncing-boobs.gif

Dirty man.

I see that Monika Mkhitaryan has confirmed her brother will be joining us by making Arsenal the only football club she follows on Instagram. What's our new superstar like? A Theo replacement?

[The Jorge]

Dirty man.

I see that Monika Mkhitaryan has confirmed her brother will be joining us by making Arsenal the only football club she follows on Instagram. What's our new superstar like? A Theo replacement?

Not really, he's more like Pires, if Pires looked like Tal Ben Haim. Clever player, one of those No 10s who also plays on the wings. I've liked him since he was at Metalurgs

[SWv2]

Not really, he's more like Pires, if Pires looked like Tal Ben Haim. Clever player, one of those No 10s who also plays on the wings. I've liked him since he was at Metalurgs

You deserve a bad chinese burn.

Bad as in sore, not badly executed.

[The Jorge]

You deserve a bad chinese burn.

Bad as in sore, not badly executed.

You cant say things like that, SW.

http://static.thaivisa.com/forum/uploads/monthly_05_2014/post-12195-0-28797600-1398912396.jpg

Anyway, what have you got against Metalurgs Donetsk, are you some kind of FC Stal Dniprodzerzhynsk fan?

[SWv2]

You cant say things like that, SW.

Anyway, what have you got against Metalurgs Donetsk, are you some kind of FC Stal Dniprodzerzhynsk fan?

Dude, I have drank pints with a chap who played for Metalurh Donetsk. Compared to me your Ukranian based football hipsterism reputation is in tatters.

[The Jorge]

Dude, I have drank pints with a chap who played for Metalurh Donetsk. Compared to me your Ukranian based football hipsterism reputation is in tatters.

It's not a competition, SW.

Though you've changed, man. You've really changed :shakehead:

[Luis Anaconda]

Not really, he's more like Pires, if Pires looked like Tal Ben Haim. Clever player, one of those No 10s who also plays on the wings. I've liked him since he was at Metalurgs

Trouble is he takes a while to settle - like Bobby indeed. I fear our retard squad will turn on him quickly

PS if Pires looked like Tal Ben Haim :clap: :clap:

[SWv2]

It's not a competition, SW.

Though you've changed, man. You've really changed :shakehead:

I embrace change. Metaphorically speaking my middle name is change.

For the record it isn't. I don't have one.

[The Jorge]

I embrace change. Metaphorically speaking my middle name is change.

For the record it isn't. I don't have one.

Lucky ******* :-/

[Luis Anaconda]

I embrace change. Metaphorically speaking my middle name is change.

For the record it isn't. I don't have one.
You should get one - possibly Typhoon or Storm. I believe these are all the rage as middle names

[The Jorge]

You should get one - possibly Typhoon or Storm. I believe these are all the rage as middle names

Et tu, LA?

Anyway, everyone knows the optimum middle name is Danger

[Luis Anaconda]

Et tu, LA?

Anyway, everyone knows the optimum middle name is Danger

Awimb rules - it has to be brought up every couple of months

[SWv2]

For J, as means of an apology:

https://nealheard.myshopify.com/products/a-lovers-guide-to-football-shirts

Right up his street I suggest.

[Luis Anaconda]

For J, as means of an apology:

https://nealheard.myshopify.com/products/a-lovers-guide-to-football-shirts

Right up his street I suggest.
Should be a Pervert's Guide ...

[The Jorge]

For J, as means of an apology:

https://nealheard.myshopify.com/products/a-lovers-guide-to-football-shirts

Right up his street I suggest.

Oh yesssssssssss

TYSW

[SWv2]

Should be a Pervert's Guide ...

As I said ....

[Ash]

As I said ....

And written by Monty, no less.

"This high end coffee table book..."

[The Jorge]

And written by Monty, no less.

"This high end coffee table book..."

It's all the rage in Basically Hadley Wood

[Burney]

Dirty man.

I see that Monika Mkhitaryan has confirmed her brother will be joining us by making Arsenal the only football club she follows on Instagram. What's our new superstar like? A Theo replacement?

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[Burney]

I think you're missing the point here, Rich.

http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2012/03/bouncing-boobs/08-bouncing-boobs.gif

Gosh. She's terribly well-nourished for a chineser, isn't she? Well done capitalism imo.