Deeply trouble by the news.

[Sir C]

Ingerlund fans running away from Russian hoolies? Russians posing with captured English colours?mwhat the **** has happened to our youth?

70 years of socialism has made us decadent, soft and shameful.

A plague on all your houses. I'm going back up my mountain.

[Burney]

Ingerlund fans running away from Russian hoolies? Russians posing with captured English colours?mwhat the **** has happened to our youth?

70 years of socialism has made us decadent, soft and shameful.

A plague on all your houses. I'm going back up my mountain.

Your Russkis just seem to want it more, I'm afraid. Rather unsportingly, they seem to have brought a degree of professionalism to the matter, while we're still very much in the amateur mindset.

[Ash]

I'm going back up my mountain.

Which mountain?

[The Jorge]

Ingerlund fans running away from Russian hoolies? Russians posing with captured English colours?mwhat the **** has happened to our youth?

70 years of socialism has made us decadent, soft and shameful.

A plague on all your houses. I'm going back up my mountain.

I love the way that our media seem to be aghast that the russians used "tactics". It's like bloody 1953 again*


*nobody likes football enough to get this reference, probably

[The Jorge]

Your Russkis just seem to want it more, I'm afraid. Rather unsportingly, they seem to have brought a degree of professionalism to the matter, while we're still very much in the amateur mindset.

:nod: Quite liderally Corinthian Casuals

[Sir C]

Which mountain?

Some Stickle *******. Behind Old Dungeon Ghyll. Nasty vertical ****er.

I'm shagged out, a.

[Ash]

I love the way that our media seem to be aghast that the russians used "tactics". It's like bloody 1953 again*


*nobody likes football enough to get this reference, probably

I'm sure we all do. Football's version of The Ashes, after all.

[The Jorge]

I'm sure we all do. Football's version of The Ashes, after all.

I dont get the connection, mainly as I have only the loosest understanding of what the ashes are.

Are they not just someone's ashes?

[Ash]

Some Stickle *******. Behind Old Dungeon Ghyll. Nasty vertical ****er.

I'm shagged out, a.

Ah, Pickle Stickle. Nice. Did you have a pint at the Old Dungeon Ghyll to celebrate your safe return?

[Burney]

Some Stickle *******. Behind Old Dungeon Ghyll. Nasty vertical ****er.

I'm shagged out, a.

Surely by now you have consumed a faceful of restorative ale and feasted on pub grub, though?

A walk in the morning, a pub lunch and then an afternoon nap - of these things are breaks in the Lake District made imo.

[Sir C]

Ah, Pickle Stickle. Nice. Did you have a pint at the Old Dungeon Ghyll to celebrate your safe return?

No, at the was wossname, National Trust barn jobbie. **** me a, she's got me out and at it at 5 am every day :-(

I'm going to die soon.

[Burney]

I love the way that our media seem to be aghast that the russians used "tactics". It's like bloody 1953 again*


*nobody likes football enough to get this reference, probably


Dynamo Moscow, is it?

[Burney]

No, at the was wossname, National Trust barn jobbie. **** me a, she's got me out and at it at 5 am every day :-(

I'm going to die soon.


:-( Has she taken out any insurance policies on you lately?

[Sir C]

Surely by now you have consumed a fateful of restorative ale and feasted on pub grub, though?

A walk in the morning, a pub lunch and then an afternoon nap - of these things are breaks in the Lake District made imo.

I'm determined not to eat too much. I'm allowing myself 1 pint of beer a day.

I had salad for lunch.

[Burney]

I'm determined not to eat too much. I'm allowing myself 1 pint of beer a day.

I had salad for lunch.

:nono: This is not a holiday, my friend.

[Sir C]

:-( Has she taken out any insurance policies on you lately?

5 o'clock in the ****ing morning. Up and down ******* mountains. She's gone ****ing mental.

[Luis Anaconda]

Dynamo Moscow, is it?

Hungary England I would have thought (all commies piss in the same pot after all)

[The Jorge]

Dynamo Moscow, is it?

Oh FFS.

You could explain whose ashes they are, at least.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wdW5p3jd2Y

[Burney]

5 o'clock in the ****ing morning. Up and down ******* mountains. She's gone ****ing mental.

You can say no, you know? Put your foot down, sort of thing? :-\

[Sir C]

You can say no, you know? Put your foot down, sort of thing? :-\

After you with that, old chap.

[Burney]

Oh FFS.

You could explain whose ashes they are, at least.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wdW5p3jd2Y

Oh, I knew about the Hungary one. I thought that would be too obvious for a hipster like yourself.

They were the ashes of the bails from the stumps. You'd never get a human's ashes in the urn - it's only about four inches high.

[Sir C]

:nono: This is not a holiday, my friend.

It's more of a retreat, really. The flesh is being well and truly mortified.

I'm feeling spiritually renewed. And shagged out.

[The Jorge]

Oh, I knew about the Hungary one. I thought that would be too obvious for a hipster like yourself.

They were the ashes of the bails from the stumps. You'd never get a human's ashes in the urn - it's only about four inches high.

Bale's ashes?!

Disappointed in the love for the "Corinthian Casuals" quip though.

[Burney]

After you with that, old chap.

Yes. I see what you mean. You could just feign injury, I suppose.

[Ash]

Oh FFS.

You could explain whose ashes they are, at least.


The ashes were from a cricket stump/bails burned after defeat to Oztraya to represent as the death of English cricket. England losing to Hungary was a similarly shocking moment. Unbelievable, Jeff!

[The Jorge]

The ashes were from a cricket stump/bails burned after defeat to Oztraya to represent as the death of English cricket. England losing to Hungary was a similarly shocking moment. Unbelievable, Jeff!

:history: #context ty ash

[Snin]

indeed the colours seem to run quicker than a red hankie in a boil wash. The funny part though is this whole general feel like the russians have cheatedand ruined it by not being fat and drunk and just getting in splitting some skulls then flying home again :) well done ruskis imo wd putin ..how to bring up the youts

[Burney]

The ashes were from a cricket stump/bails burned after defeat to Oztraya to represent as the death of English cricket. England losing to Hungary was a similarly shocking moment. Unbelievable, Jeff!

Bails, I think.