Does anyone else ever get that thing where you sit on a hard seat for long enough

[Burney]

that one side of your cock goes to sleep? Very disconcerting, it is. :-(

[Sir C]

that one side of your cock goes to sleep? Very disconcerting, it is. :-(

Again with the ***** :-(

[Burney]

Again with the ***** :-(

My ***** is semi-paralysed, man! I think that's worthy of note, don't you?

Not least because I'm not able to rub life back into it. :-(

[Sir C]

My ***** is semi-paralysed, man! I think that's worthy of note, don't you?

Not least because I'm not able to rub life back into it. :-(

Can you not leave the bloody thing alone? If you're not fiddling about with your own member, you're examining the organs of random men on the television. No, it simply will not do. You're becoming postively mentulomaniacal, for all love!

An intervention. We need a ***** intervention.

[Burney]

Can you not leave the bloody thing alone? If you're not fiddling about with your own member, you're examining the organs of random men on the television. No, it simply will not do. You're becoming postively mentulomaniacal, for all love!

An intervention. We need a ***** intervention.

I do not 'examine' them, I merely dislike it when they loom at me out of nowhere.

[redgunamo]

Again with the ***** :-(

The thing is, a ***** has only one real, fundamental purpose in life, namely, to produce lots of strong, honest sons. Failure to do this will inevitably lead to disappointment, doubt, heightened concern. Even worry. A chap may become agitated by the fear he's actually been fobbed off with some inferior, second-rate *****, especially if he's not sure just whom to reproach about this blunder.

[Sir C]

The thing is, a ***** has only one real, fundamental purpose in life, namely, to produce lots of strong, honest sons. Failure to do this will inevitably lead to disappointment, doubt, heightened concern. Even worry. A chap may become agitated by the fear he's actually been fobbed off with some inferior, second-rate *****, especially if he's not sure just whom to reproach about this blunder.

I thought it was for pissing through.

[Pokster]

I thought it was for pissing through.

At our age i think it is

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Mine used to go completely numb when i sat down in skinny jeans. Quite the sensation when i began to get feeling back.

[The Jorge]

I thought it was for pissing through.

Like Loughborough, you mean?