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Ash
06-06-2016, 01:32 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00zbtmp

Been enjoying this series.

So far I have learned:

Early Islamic art had boobies, wine, and canoodling.
The Vandals didn't vandalise much, and in fact left Carthage in pretty good nick. And they liked poetry.
The Huns were neither German nor Rangers supporters.
The Jesus Christ beardy brand was an upgrade nicked from Zeus, who was deemed to be more masculine and powerful than the earlier, more effeminate and boyish depictions of Christ.

The Jorge
06-06-2016, 01:36 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00zbtmp

Been enjoying this series.

So far I have learned:

Early Islamic art had boobies, wine, and canoodling.
The Vandals didn't vandalise much, and in fact left Carthage in pretty good nick. And they liked poetry.
The Huns were neither German nor Rangers supporters.
The Jesus Christ beardy brand was an upgrade nicked from Zeus, who was deemed to be more masculine and powerful than the earlier, more effeminate and boyish depictions of Christ.

Pretty much anything with Waldemar Januszczak is worth a watch, I find. That said, bloody poles coming over here andnicking Andrew Graham-Dixon's job!

Also, I watched something recently about the Victorian home. The programme's OK but the presenter is bloody stunning, posh too.

Sir C
06-06-2016, 01:38 PM
Pretty much anything with Waldemar Januszczak is worth a watch, I find. That said, bloody poles coming over here andnicking Andrew Graham-Dixon's job!

Also, I watched something recently about the Victorian home. The programme's OK but the presenter is bloody stunning, posh too.

Dan Cruikshank? I'm surprised, j.

Burney
06-06-2016, 01:40 PM
Pretty much anything with Waldemar Januszczak is worth a watch, I find. That said, bloody poles coming over here andnicking Andrew Graham-Dixon's job!

Also, I watched something recently about the Victorian home. The programme's OK but the presenter is bloody stunning, posh too.

She's no Lucy, j :love:

The Jorge
06-06-2016, 01:40 PM
Dan Cruikshank? I'm surprised, j.

Not my type, C. I'm more of a Simon Seabiscuit Montefiore man

Burney
06-06-2016, 01:42 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00zbtmp

Been enjoying this series.

So far I have learned:

Early Islamic art had boobies, wine, and canoodling.
The Vandals didn't vandalise much, and in fact left Carthage in pretty good nick. And they liked poetry.
The Huns were neither German nor Rangers supporters.
The Jesus Christ beardy brand was an upgrade nicked from Zeus, who was deemed to be more masculine and powerful than the earlier, more effeminate and boyish depictions of Christ.

Can't watch Waldemar Januszczak. Too ugly. Those awful slug-like lips :puke:
I knew all that stuff anyway, tbh.

The Jorge
06-06-2016, 01:43 PM
She's no Lucy, j :love:

Oh yes she is, she doesnt have a wotticism that pwecludes her from covering the wegalia of the wegancy either. And she doesnt look like William Hague either, which I suspect may be a minus for you types who love a bit of Willy.

http://suzannahlipscomb.com/wp-content/uploads/DSC_0546-e1333011581199.jpg

Burney
06-06-2016, 01:43 PM
Not my type, C. I'm more of a Simon Seabiscuit Montefiore man

I call him Simon Geebag Montefiore.

Only Irish people get this joke. :-(

Burney
06-06-2016, 01:44 PM
Oh yes she is, she doesnt have a wotticism that pwecludes her from covering the wegalia of the wegancy either. And she doesnt look like William Hague either, which I suspect may be a minus for you types who love a bit of Willy.

http://suzannahlipscomb.com/wp-content/uploads/DSC_0546-e1333011581199.jpg

Nae pups, j. Also, stupid hair and she deffo does have a speech impediment.

The Jorge
06-06-2016, 01:45 PM
I call him Simon Geebag Montefiore.

Only Irish people get this joke. :-(

Hang on, I get that, does that mean.....

The Jorge
06-06-2016, 01:46 PM
Nae pups, j. Also, stupid hair and she deffo does have a speech impediment.

You're welcome to woocy.

Burney
06-06-2016, 01:49 PM
Hang on, I get that, does that mean.....

Having to google it doesn't count, j. Sorry :-(

7sisters
06-06-2016, 01:53 PM
Nae pups, j. Also, stupid hair and she deffo does have a speech impediment.

She's no Ellie Harrison either.. Imean just look at the Countryfile beauty... Phoooar !

http://www.countryfile.com/sites/default/files/thumb/COUNTRYFILE_ELLIE_HARRISON_0122.jpg

Burney
06-06-2016, 01:56 PM
She's no Ellie Harrison either.. Imean just look at the Countryfile beauty... Phoooar !

http://www.countryfile.com/sites/default/files/thumb/COUNTRYFILE_ELLIE_HARRISON_0122.jpg

Does she put the **** in countryfile, 7?

The Jorge
06-06-2016, 02:02 PM
Having to google it doesn't count, j. Sorry :-(

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