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The Jorge
06-05-2016, 03:57 PM
Due to be announced Wednesday but all formalities essentially tied up at about 2pm roday.

2016/17 is set to be well Jeremy Kyle.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfvCHJEWQAAXqsm.jpg

7sisters
06-05-2016, 04:34 PM
Due to be announced Wednesday but all formalities essentially tied up at about 2pm roday.

2016/17 is set to be well Jeremy Kyle.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfvCHJEWQAAXqsm.jpg

It's what we're crying out for , isn't it. A player with no qualms about calling out our fancy dans for the bottlers and flat track bullies that Wenger has moulded them into.
At least if any of our preening ponces attempt to grab the higher ground, Vardy will be always be able to flash that PL medal and tell them all to shut the **** up until they've won one of these, in an Alec Baldwin, Glengarry Glenross delivery.


http://i.imgur.com/tcFogp3.gif

The Jorge
06-05-2016, 04:40 PM
It's what we're crying out for , isn't it. A player with no qualms about calling out our fancy dans for the bottlers and flat track bullies that Wenger has moulded them into.
At least if any of our preening ponces attempt to grab the higher ground, Vardy will be always be able to flash that PL medal and tell them all to shut the **** up until they've won one of these, in an Alec Baldwin, Glengarry Glenross delivery.


http://i.imgur.com/tcFogp3.gif

"Put. That. Coffee. DOWN! Coffe's for closers"

:hehe: That said, I think Mesut might have a couple of medals of his own to show our new Dee Dar.

redgunamo
06-05-2016, 04:42 PM
https://keep.google.com/media/1zVMhmRizmT7mKd13hUzmmW9KlWs1I4g?accept=image/gif,image/jpeg,image/jpg,image/png,image/webp,audio/aac&sz=w1256-h618

:-)


Due to be announced Wednesday but all formalities essentially tied up at about 2pm roday.

2016/17 is set to be well Jeremy Kyle.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfvCHJEWQAAXqsm.jpg

The Jorge
06-05-2016, 04:46 PM
https://keep.google.com/media/1zVMhmRizmT7mKd13hUzmmW9KlWs1I4g?accept=image/gif,image/jpeg,image/jpg,image/png,image/webp,audio/aac&sz=w1256-h618

:-)

Are you saying I'm not ITK, reg?

By which I mean, I have a twitter account :hehe:

7sisters
06-05-2016, 05:01 PM
"Put. That. Coffee. DOWN! Coffe's for closers"

:hehe: That said, I think Mesut might have a couple of medals of his own to show our new Dee Dar.

It' such an Un Wenger type signing. They'll be no in-betweens with this one. Hero or Zero.
The lad has that Ian Wright veneer to be in with a chance of pulling it off but he's certainly not the Henry or Anelka thoroughbred number 9.

ITSUPFORGRABSNOW
06-05-2016, 08:17 PM
It' such an Un Wenger type signing. They'll be no in-betweens with this one. Hero or Zero.
The lad has that Ian Wright veneer to be in with a chance of pulling it off but he's certainly not the Henry or Anelka thoroughbred number 9.

Henry being 14 of course. We know where you stand as you want Vardy to fail (If it happens) Just so you can use it to hammer Wenger.

Monty92
06-05-2016, 08:20 PM
Due to be announced Wednesday but all formalities essentially tied up at about 2pm roday.

2016/17 is set to be well Jeremy Kyle.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfvCHJEWQAAXqsm.jpg

I watched an interview he did with Soccer AM and it reassured me that he's not actually as bad as he looks. I know there was the nip-baiting, but he came across ok really. And he used to work in a factory that made stents for rasperries to help them walk and he said it was "rewarding to help people". :cloud9:

He's scum, isn't he :-(

7sisters
06-05-2016, 09:37 PM
Henry being 14 of course. We know where you stand as you want Vardy to fail (If it happens) Just so you can use it to hammer Wenger.

Not at all. If this is to be his last season in charge, then it appears that at long last he's not going down the same old pre season cul de sac of laboured procrastination in boosting the squad. If Vardy turns out to be a disappointment then that's one of those things you have to put down to experience, wenger's instincts are sound in terms of buying him, the rest is down to Vardy by making the most of the opportunity.

The Jorge
06-05-2016, 09:46 PM
I watched an interview he did with Soccer AM and it reassured me that he's not actually as bad as he looks. I know there was the nip-baiting, but he came across ok really. And he used to work in a factory that made stents for rasperries to help them walk and he said it was "rewarding to help people". :cloud9:

He's scum, isn't he :-(

He seems a fairly normal bloke tbh, and you'd all be pleased as piss to be playing in the PL, winning it, being the top scorer and going to a tournament for england, wouldnt you?

I like him as a player, and more importantly he will score goals. You cant fail to in this team.

The Jorge
06-05-2016, 09:48 PM
Due to be announced Wednesday but all formalities essentially tied up at about 2pm roday.

2016/17 is set to be well Jeremy Kyle.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfvCHJEWQAAXqsm.jpg

Also, everyone now thinks we're attempting to trigger Mahrez's release clause too. But also that we're trying to prise Mmmmmkataryan from BvB, who is in the last year of his contract and could be bought for €30m euros.

Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
06-05-2016, 09:52 PM
Normal in white van driver terms

redgunamo
06-05-2016, 10:03 PM
I watched an interview he did with Soccer AM and it reassured me that he's not actually as bad as he looks. I know there was the nip-baiting, but he came across ok really. And he used to work in a factory that made stents for rasperries to help them walk and he said it was "rewarding to help people". :cloud9:

He's scum, isn't he :-(

I worry that he may lead Jack Wilshere astray :-(

7sisters
06-05-2016, 10:06 PM
I worry that he may lead Jack Wilshere astray :-(

Jack probably needs to stay away from ashtrays tbh

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/05/article-2443651-1885966000000578-406_634x521.jpg

redgunamo
06-05-2016, 10:07 PM
It' such an Un Wenger type signing. They'll be no in-betweens with this one. Hero or Zero.
The lad has that Ian Wright veneer to be in with a chance of pulling it off but he's certainly not the Henry or Anelka thoroughbred number 9.

Not a thoroughbred maybe, but every breeder will tell of a particular animal they've raised that, according to the rules, tradition, pedigree and so on, had absolutely no right to be as good as they turned out to be. It doesn't mean you tear up the studbook; you have to just make the most of it, enjoy it, get the best of it, while you can.

The Jorge
06-05-2016, 10:08 PM
Normal in white van driver terms

Yes, factory workers, white van drivers, mechanics, normal people.

redgunamo
06-05-2016, 10:09 PM
Jack probably needs to stay away from ashtrays tbh

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/05/article-2443651-1885966000000578-406_634x521.jpg

Well, if the deal doesn't get done, we know who to blame, don't we #wilshout

The Jorge
06-05-2016, 10:09 PM
Not a thoroughbred maybe, but every breeder will tell of a particular animal they've raised that, according to the rules, tradition, pedigree and so on, had absolutely no right to be as good as they turned out to be. It doesn't mean you tear up the studbook; you have to just make the most of it, enjoy it, get the best of it, while you can.

Indeed, see also

http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/image-7.jpeg

redgunamo
06-05-2016, 10:09 PM
Yes, factory workers, white van drivers, mechanics, normal people.

:nod: Footballers.

Ash
06-06-2016, 12:01 AM
... he will score goals. You cant fail to in this team.

Well, some people have.

redgunamo
06-06-2016, 08:38 AM
Well, some people have.

I think it means "goals", rather than merely goals.