Arsenal have triggered Vardy's release clause :-|

[Billy Goat Sverige]

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[The Jorge]

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Bumper payday for the boy Vardy

https://www.bitterwallet.com/media/images/2012/07/reg-varney-cash-machine.jpeg

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Bumper payday for the boy Vardy

https://www.bitterwallet.com/media/images/2012/07/reg-varney-cash-machine.jpeg

I mean, he was just the top scorer but i can't stand him. He's a ****ing ugly ****.

[redgunamo]

He'll probably smash it, to be honest.


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[The Jorge]

I mean, he was just the top scorer but i can't stand him. He's a ****ing ugly ****.

It's the most un-Wenger thing Arsene's ever done. I've got this image of him furiously tied to a chair in the bowells of the emirates.

I'm not a fan either, but he has ltewally been on fire the last eighteen months. And would make sense if Theon ****ed off for more.

One thing's for sure though, he'd score goals in this team.

[The Jorge]

He'll probably smash it, to be honest.

Funilly enough, when I heard I thought of you. Doing this.

http://replygif.net/i/1016.gif

[Billy Goat Sverige]

It's the most un-Wenger thing Arsene's ever done. I've got this image of him furiously tied to a chair in the bowells of the emirates.

I'm not a fan either, but he has ltewally been on fire the last eighteen months. And would make sense if Theon ****ed off for more.

One thing's for sure though, he'd score goals in this team.

Well he's movement off the ball will make Özil very happy and his finishing might actually allow Özil to break the assists record. I just don't like the cut of his jib.

[The Jorge]

Well he's movement off the ball will make Özil very happy and his finishing might actually allow Özil to break the assists record. I just don't like the cut of his jib.

No, me neither. He looks like he'd start on you down Chicken Cottage

[redgunamo]

Funilly enough, when I heard I thought of you. Doing this.

http://replygif.net/i/1016.gif

looooooooooooooool. Pretty much, yeah.

[redgunamo]

No, me neither. He looks like he'd start on you down Chicken Cottage

S'what we need innit, doe?

[The Jorge]

S'what we need innit, doe?

There's a touch of the Wrightys about it

[Monty92]

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Bugger. I think I said a big cub would never sign him a few months back :-\

Might as well "out" myself before someone else does :-(

[The Jorge]

Bugger. I think I said he'd never sign for a big club a few months back :-\

Might as well "out" myself before someone else does :-(

Right, now you've got your Nicos moment out of the way. Thoughts?

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Did Twitter say that?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Did Twitter say that?

It's on twitter yes, but journalists are the ones who broke it.

[barrybueno]

This is piketastic. obviously a quid over?

[Monty92]

Right, now you've got your Nicos moment out of the way. Thoughts?

His face :-( It is not so much unkind, as unholy

[redgunamo]

There's a touch of the Wrightys about it

Yes, Wrighty said so himself the other day, pointed out that *he* was 28 when he joined us.

Naturally he was mercilessly bantered off.

[Monty92]

His face :-( It is not so much unkind, as unholy

Footballistically, for that money and with Wellbz dead, it’s an absolute no-brainer.

I wouldn’t even necessarily say it’s us done striker wise.

[The Jorge]

Footballistically, for that money and with Wellbz dead, it’s an absolute no-brainer.

I wouldn’t even necessarily say it’s us done striker wise.

Oh trust me, we're done striker wise. And theon can **** off now too, so we can get another wide forward, like Mkhitaryan.

Cant remember the last 29 year old he signed though, Gallas?

[redgunamo]

Oh trust me, we're done striker wise. And theon can **** off now too, so we can get another wide forward, like Mkhitaryan.

Cant remember the last 29 year old he signed though, Gallas?

Cech must be getting on a bit? Debuchy was 28, I think.

[Monty92]

Oh trust me, we're done striker wise. And theon can **** off now too, so we can get another wide forward, like Mkhitaryan.

Cant remember the last 29 year old he signed though, Gallas?

But he’s a Wellbz replacement.

You don’t think we’d be in the market for one of the top, top tippety cock-a-leaky mate flap sparrow cockney rhyming *******s strikers, if they became available?

[redgunamo]

Footballistically, for that money and with Wellbz dead, it’s an absolute no-brainer.

I wouldn’t even necessarily say it’s us done striker wise.

And if #Welbz *could* be revived, Vards wouldn't kill him. Footballistically.

[barrybueno]

I 'ate you Butler

[eastgermanautos]

It's obvious Vardy is not going anywhere. This is just our yearly cocktease, similar to Suarez, so that we can be sufficiently primed with anger by August. :thumbup:

[Just Trent]

:nod: An expensive DM option and a very expensive 29 year old English forward? I reckon there's been a coup inside the Emirates. Andries Jonker is running the show now.

[Just Trent]

Of course he'll never get another 'Vardy' penalty in an Arsenal shirt. He'll get booked for diving and compared to Pires :-\

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

It's on twitter yes, but journalists are the ones who broke it.

To be fair that doesn't make it true.

If it is true, it is very disappointing news.

[Norn Iron]

Bugger. I think I said a big cub would never sign him a few months back :-\

Might as well "out" myself before someone else does :-(

I said he wasn't good enough for us the other day on here & that Theo could do the same job. :-\

[redgunamo]

Who knows, maybe you do :-)


I said he wasn't good enough for us the other day on here & that Theo could do the same job. :-\

[barrybueno]

word, luckily im not a gooner hehe

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

He's Ingerlish, he will get pens

Still a pretty ordinary player who had a ****in good season. I fear he may have shot his load. I hope we do not buy him

[Mo Britain less Europe]

You're a load of miserable whingeing ****s. Complain he never buys anyone and then start complaining all over when he wants to buy.

Don't give a **** whether he's a nice boy so log as he gives us two seasons of 25+ goals. At £20 million it's cheap enough for a punt.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

:banghead:

[7sisters]

You're a load of miserable whingeing ****s. Complain he never buys anyone and then start complaining all over when he wants to buy.

Don't give a **** whether he's a nice boy so log as he gives us two seasons of 25+ goals. At £20 million it's cheap enough for a punt.

Absolutely right. Wenger's pacing out his warchest. I mean.. What are we expecting him to do here, spunk 40 mil on Morata, who'll probably be no better anyway but of course, carry considerably more glamour. He'll probably stay another season at RM, as baldy headbutt will want to exercise his own opinion following an half decent audition at the Euro's.

Murray to take it up the arse from the Serb boy, again, this Sunday..?

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

He looks like he serves food there


If food is the appropriate term

[Ash]

You're a load of miserable whingeing ****s. Complain he never buys anyone and then start complaining all over when he wants to buy.

Don't give a **** whether he's a nice boy so log as he gives us two seasons of 25+ goals. At £20 million it's cheap enough for a punt.

Yep.

Watching Vardz this season I kept thinking that we could do with some nasty ******* like that who knows how to **** the ball into the top corner. No fanny dancing.

[Ash]

Murray to take it up the arse from the Serb boy, again, this Sunday..?

Yes, of course.

[Tony C]

Deal will be completed before the end of the weekend...

My view...top class finishers are hard to locate...thank god we found one.

Cash to burn so **** it if he's 29....better than another 17 year old Ivorian

[redgunamo]

Bugger. I think I said a big cub would never sign him a few months back :-\

Might as well "out" myself before someone else does :-(

You also said Gareth Bale would be nothing better than a full-back at Real Madrid :-\

[Mo Britain less Europe]

177 its happening

[redgunamo]

177 its happening

What, Photoshop?

[Ash]

What, Photoshop?

No, he likes the kit.

http://i3.walesonline.co.uk/incoming/article10373460.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1Vardy-Fleetwood.jpg

[redgunamo]

No, he likes the kit.

http://i3.walesonline.co.uk/incoming/article10373460.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1Vardy-Fleetwood.jpg

Right, of course. Just don't tell him we knocked Highbury down #cominghome

[delboy ceg]

wonder what we offered?

£20,000,001.00

[redgunamo]

wonder what we offered?

£20,000,001.00

Shrood, imo. There's no sense throwing our money away.