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[Burney]

Do you and your other half regularly use the lavatory in front of one another? Would you, for instance, brush your teeth while your wife defecates - or vice versa?

Each to their own, of course. I make no judgement about this sort of thing. My curiosity was piqued by this rather ham-fisted painting

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[Ash]

No.

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[Monty92]

Do you and your other half regularly use the lavatory in front of one another? Would you, for instance, brush your teeth while your wife defecates - or vice versa?

Each to their own, of course. I make no judgement about this sort of thing. My curiosity was piqued by this rather ham-fisted painting

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Having kids does make the sanctity of the bathroom a fair bit trickier to uphold :-(

[Burney]

No.

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Good man, a. Despite what I said, I absolutely am judging people who do this. ;-)

[Burney]

Having kids does make the sanctity of the bathroom a fair bit trickier to uphold :-(

It doesn't mean you have to live like you're in prison, though, m. :-(

[Monty92]

It doesn't mean you have to live like you're in prison, though, m. :-(

Did you actually participate in the bringing up of your children (or child) at all? Sometimes you talk as if the whole business is utterly alien to you.

A prison is EXACTLY what it is like.

[Sir C]

Do you and your other half regularly use the lavatory in front of one another? Would you, for instance, brush your teeth while your wife defecates - or vice versa?

Each to their own, of course. I make no judgement about this sort of thing. My curiosity was piqued by this rather ham-fisted painting

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No, and the sort of people who do are utter savages.

Unless they're German, in which case the defecation is probably called 'foreplay'.

[redgunamo]

Do you and your other half regularly use the lavatory in front of one another? Would you, for instance, brush your teeth while your wife defecates - or vice versa?

Each to their own, of course. I make no judgement about this sort of thing. My curiosity was piqued by this rather ham-fisted painting

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I occupy my own private quarters, from which women are denied entry. Which all works very well :-|

[Burney]

Did you actually participate in the bringing up of your children (or child) at all? Sometimes you talk as if the whole business is utterly alien to you.

A prison is EXACTLY what it is like.

Just because you have used the birth of a child as an excuse to let your standards of decency and civilisation slip, m, it doesn't mean everyone has to.

[Burney]

No, and the sort of people who do are utter savages.

Unless they're German, in which case the defecation is probably called 'foreplay'.

I couldn't agree more. Look at that ****er in the picture. he's got socks on, but no pants around his ankles, meaning he's stumbled in there naked from the waist down barring socks. Dirty ****.

[redgunamo]

Having kids does make the sanctity of the bathroom a fair bit trickier to uphold :-(

Trickier, perhaps, but no less critical for a' that. Even more so, in fact, as you now must set an example.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Do you and your other half regularly use the lavatory in front of one another? Would you, for instance, brush your teeth while your wife defecates - or vice versa?


To be honest B, with that pert little botty and pony tail, if that were me, as soon as I'd pinched out my log, I'd be casting aside that poncy Penguin classic, bending her over the basin for a pounding and bellowing "clean yer fackin teef now ya dirty bitch you luv it dun'cha!"

[The Jorge]

To be honest B, with that pert little botty and pony tail, if that were me, as soon as I'd pinched out my log, I'd be casting aside that poncy Penguin classic, bending her over the basin for a pounding and bellowing "clean yer fackin teef now ya dirty bitch you luv it dun'cha!"

I always read your posts in this voice

http://www.comic-book-photos.com/pictures/322.jpg

[Burney]

To be honest B, with that pert little botty and pony tail, if that were me, as soon as I'd pinched out my log, I'd be casting aside that poncy Penguin classic, bending her over the basin for a pounding and bellowing "clean yer fackin teef now ya dirty bitch you luv it dun'cha!"

I think I'd be put off by the fact that her reflection looks nothing like her. I don't like that in a woman.

[redgunamo]

I always read your posts in this voice

http://www.comic-book-photos.com/pictures/322.jpg

I reckon Herbert is the chap Chrissie Hynde rhapsodises about in "Talk of the Town".

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

I think I'd be put off by the fact that her reflection looks nothing like her. I don't like that in a woman.
The skinny little **** in the shower cubicle is their son I thought? I was gonna give him a good sortin' ah't too!

[Burney]

The skinny little **** in the shower cubicle is their son I thought? I was gonna give him a good sortin' ah't too!

It's hard to tell because it's such a very bad painting, but no, I think that is supposed to be her reflection.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3619084/James-Needham-s-painting-wife-bathroom-highlights-realities-married-life.html

[redgunamo]

I think I'd be put off by the fact that her reflection looks nothing like her. I don't like that in a woman.

Indeed. It means she may be a vampire, doesn't it?

[Ash]

I always read your posts in this voice

http://www.comic-book-photos.com/pictures/322.jpg

Cockney ****er really was an outstanding character. Probably because we all knew, or were related to, someone who looked and sounded just like him.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Cockney ****er really was an outstanding character. Probably because we all knew, or were related to, someone who looked and sounded just like him.

I must have ten uncles or cousins who he was modelled on. One of the reasons I cold never watch "Only Fools" - it was too close to home. It's the same reason many Glaswegians cannae stand Rab C. When he's your Dad it just ain't funny.