So. Universal Basic Income. We are all to be paid a living wage by the state.

[Sir C]

Presumably in order to afford to pay it out, the state will have to take it in first. And the state takes money in by taking money from us, doesn't it?

So we pay more tax and then the state gives it back to us.

Which ****ing genius thought this one up?

[Burney]

Presumably in order to afford to pay it out, the state will have to take it in first. And the state takes money in by taking money from us, doesn't it?

So we pay more tax and then the state gives it back to us.

Which ****ing genius thought this one up?

Europeans, innit.

[The Jorge]

Presumably in order to afford to pay it out, the state will have to take it in first. And the state takes money in by taking money from us, doesn't it?

So we pay more tax and then the state gives it back to us.

Which ****ing genius thought this one up?

I think it's show to actually make the state more efficient, thus ensuring that less tax needs to be taken to administrate the whole business.

Think of it as a sort of universal credit system that actually works and doesnt lead to us having to write of billions of pounds every year due to ministerial incompetence.

[Sir C]

I think it's show to actually make the state more efficient, thus ensuring that less tax needs to be taken to administrate the whole business.

Think of it as a sort of universal credit system that actually works and doesnt lead to us having to write of billions of pounds every year due to ministerial incompetence.

They're just going to take our money and spunk it on lesbians.

[Burney]

They're just going to take our money and spunk it on lesbians.

Good lesbians or bad lesbians?

[Luis Anaconda]

They're just going to take our money and spunk it on lesbians.

It's what we'd like to do with it anyway

[Sir C]

Good lesbians or bad lesbians?

The bad kind. The scrounging, welfare dependent kind. The Jack Monroe kind.

[The Jorge]

They're just going to take our money and spunk it on lesbians.

Well, I guess they'd be short of spunk.

[Sir C]

It's what we'd like to do with it anyway

Is that not a part of your salary package there im Vaterland?

[Luis Anaconda]

Is that not a part of your salary package there im Vaterland?

I don't know - there's so many forms to fill in

[IUFG]

German Goo Girls?

[Burney]

The bad kind. The scrounging, welfare dependent kind. The Jack Monroe kind.

Ewww. I don't want my spunk anywhere near them.

[Snin]

its so robots can do all our work for us and we just jolly about and get ****ed..sounds good plan tbh

[Snin]

Living the dream for you I reckon my fat friend ..I assume you are by now back to fat ?160

[Rich]

Presumably in order to afford to pay it out, the state will have to take it in first. And the state takes money in by taking money from us, doesn't it?

So we pay more tax and then the state gives it back to us.

Which ****ing genius thought this one up?

So they are just going to pay me more every month? :cloud9:

How much extra in tax to I have to pay for this little perk?

[Ash]

its so robots can do all our work for us and we just jolly about and get ****ed..sounds good plan tbh

:music: "If no-one worked / they wouldn't get paid / to buy the things / the robots made" :music:

Though I have to say, a robot might be able to do your job, mate, but not mine. ;-)

[Snin]

we all get given a robot we can send out to work imo ? then stay home and masturbate..and your job has no need for a robot to do as some injun can do it cheaper than a robot :) ..robots will have to be good at bull****ting before i can get on this gravy train i fear

[The Jorge]

we all get given a robot we can send out to work imo ? then stay home and masturbate..and your job has no need for a robot to do as some injun can do it cheaper than a robot :) ..robots will have to be good at bull****ting before i can get on this gravy train i fear

We need a ****ing robot too, surely. A Tossatron 3000? C3-Poooooooooh?