So are we just going to pretend that the weather isn’t absolutely ****ing disgusting

[Monty92]

on the 1st of ****ing June?

We're gonna just happily skip along without even acknowledging this abomination?

****s

[Sir C]

on the 1st of ****ing June?

We're gonna just happily skip along without even acknowledging this abomination?

****s

I've got to go out. If I wear a raincoat I'm going to be schvitzing like a rapist in a line-up, aren't I? :-(

[The Jorge]

I've got to go out. If I wear a raincoat I'm going to be schvitzing like a rapist in a line-up, aren't I? :-(

It's not fair, Hebrew has all the best words.

[Luis Anaconda]

on the 1st of ****ing June?

We're gonna just happily skip along without even acknowledging this abomination?

****s

:shrug: It's lovely here - well now we've just had a thunderstorm

[Burney]

I've got to go out. If I wear a raincoat I'm going to be schvitzing like a rapist in a line-up, aren't I? :-(

I certainly was at lunchtime when I went for a walk in my windcheatery thing. I've had to put the aircon on in the office to counter my dampness.

[Monty92]

I've got to go out. If I wear a raincoat I'm going to be schvitzing like a rapist in a line-up, aren't I? :-(

I just went out wearing a fleece, a waterproof jacket and gloves and could still feel the biting wind.

I tell you what Clive, as soon as my parents die, I'm getting the **** out of this ****hole.

[Burney]

on the 1st of ****ing June?

We're gonna just happily skip along without even acknowledging this abomination?

****s

In fairness, it has saved me watering my garden and filled up my waterbutts a bit. It's really been remarkably dry lately.

[Sir C]

It's not fair, Hebrew has all the best words.

Yes, although sadly I have never seen the best ones written down, so the spelling may be off, but mishigus, meshuggener and mechula are magical words.

[The Jorge]

on the 1st of ****ing June?

We're gonna just happily skip along without even acknowledging this abomination?

****s

As opposed to the usually tropical June weather, you mean? I blame tennis and cricket for perpetually jinxing the **** out of it

[Monty92]

In fairness, it has saved me watering my garden and filled up my waterbutts a bit. It's really been remarkably dry lately.

Gardening is one of those rare hobbies that should, on paper, be considered massively homo, but somehow avoids being so. How curious.

[Sir C]

I certainly was at lunchtime when I went for a walk in my windcheatery thing. I've had to put the aircon on in the office to counter my dampness.

Hmm, your experience seems at odds with monty's.

What were you doing in the park that made you so sweaty, you sex criminal?

[Burney]

I just went out wearing a fleece, a waterproof jacket and gloves and could still feel the biting wind.

Gloves, indeed! Why not pop a bobble hat on? And maybe hang a sign round your neck admitting your absolute lack of mettle? It's about 124 degrees out there, ffs!

You, sir, are an abject screamer.

[The Jorge]

Gardening is one of those rare hobbies that should, on paper, be considered massively homo, but somehow avoids being so. How curious.

Sometimes, not always

https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2014/10/yl-Alanweb-e1412863305926.jpg

[Monty92]

Gloves, indeed! Why not pop a bobble hat on? And maybe hang a sign round your neck admitting your absolute lack of mettle? It's about 124 degrees out there, ffs!

You, sir, are an abject screamer.

And you, sir, display a flagrant ignorance for the variables of a wind chill factor.

[Burney]

Hmm, your experience seems at odds with monty's.

What were you doing in the park that made you so sweaty, you sex criminal?

Well first of all, I am a robust, northern European male, while he is some sort of effete weakling of dubious ethnicity.

And I merely walked briskly. While touching myself, obviously.

[Burney]

And you, sir, display a flagrant ignorance for the variables of a wind chill factor.

I am only a few miles north of you and yet did not feel this 'wind chill factor' of which you speak. There was wind, but it was not chilly.

[Burney]

Gardening is one of those rare hobbies that should, on paper, be considered massively homo, but somehow avoids being so. How curious.

Growing flowers is well bent. Growing fruit and vegetables, on the other hand, is manly. Unless you're Nigel Slater, of course.

[Sir C]

I am only a few miles north of you and yet did not feel this 'wind chill factor' of which you speak. There was wind, but it was not chilly.

Look, do I wear a ****ing raincoat or not?

[Ash]

I just went out wearing a fleece, a waterproof jacket and gloves and could still feel the biting wind.


I walked in this morning in t-shirt, holding the jacket, and enjoying the fresh, cooling breeze.

I recommend a warming pint of HTFU :thumbup:

[Burney]

Look, do I wear a ****ing raincoat or not?

Yes, but if you do it up you're a bender.

[The Jorge]

Yes, although sadly I have never seen the best ones written down, so the spelling may be off, but mishigus, meshuggener and mechula are magical words.

I love your Jews, cracking lads. The spellings are what the spellings are, meh whadyagonnado?

This covers some of my favourites fairly well though.

http://www.dailywritingtips.com/the-yiddish-handbook-40-words-you-should-know/

[Burney]

I love your Jews, cracking lads. The spellings are what the spellings are, meh whadyagonnado?

This covers some of my favourites fairly well though.

http://www.dailywritingtips.com/the-yiddish-handbook-40-words-you-should-know/

Generalising positively about an entire race is just as racist as generalising negatively - you racist.

[The Jorge]

Generalising positively about an entire race is just as racist as generalising negatively - you racist.

I love your lazy generalisers, cracking lads, wont hear a word said against any of them

[Billy Goat Sverige]

on the 1st of ****ing June?

We're gonna just happily skip along without even acknowledging this abomination?

****s

27'C here. Lovely!!

[redgunamo]

Growing flowers is well bent. Growing fruit and vegetables, on the other hand, is manly. Unless you're Nigel Slater, of course.

Agreed. Flowers is for the ladies.

[redgunamo]

Gardening is one of those rare hobbies that should, on paper, be considered massively homo, but somehow avoids being so. How curious.

You're providing food for your family with your own hands and communing with your god over this essential miracle of creation and rebirth. How on earth could any of that be considered any sort of homo.

Flowers though, different matter entirely.

[Burney]

You're providing food for your family with your own hands and communing with your god over this essential miracle of creation and rebirth. How on earth could any of that be considered any sort of homo.

Flowers though, different matter entirely.

Yes. I'm not even sure I'm prepared to allow the growing of marigolds to keep pests off your veg, tbh.

[barrybueno]

Its da global warmin inint:sombrero:

[redgunamo]

My parents have always been mad-keen on gardening so they spend hours and even weeks on end mucking about down there; Dad putting his broad back into an honest shift on the veg, Mother with a tiny, gentle but firm hand at the controls with regards to the flowers. I understand that, Vito Corleone-like, the thing returns them to a time when they were children back in the old country (wherever that may have been), before all the Sturm und Drang of modern life really began to hit the fan and throw its weight about.

Fair enough, I suppose. I have my dogs and the wife has her ponies.


Yes. I'm not even sure I'm prepared to allow the growing of marigolds to keep pests off your veg, tbh.

[Burney]

My parents have always been mad-keen on gardening so they spend hours and even weeks on end mucking about down there; Dad putting his broad back into an honest shift on the veg, Mother with a tiny, gentle but firm hand at the controls with regards to the flowers. I understand that, Vito Corleone-like, the thing returns them to a time when they were children back in the old country (wherever that may have been), before all the Sturm und Drang of modern life really began to hit the fan and throw its weight about.

Fair enough, I suppose. I have my dogs and the wife has her ponies.

Yes, well that's the thing, isn't it? We all love doing stuff that reminds us that there is a world where one's actions can have obvious beneficial consequences beyond the quotidian accumulation of cash whilst also being ****ing grateful that our actual livelihoods don't actually depend on stuff like whether there's a frost or not and that, if it all goes to ****, we can still pop down to Tesco - or in your case Carrefour or Les Mousquetaires.

[barrybueno]

Global warming innit. At least it keeps the eco-****s quiet and out of sight. Tossers.

Just noticed I've done this one before :hehe: I maybe a drunk but I am consistent.

[PSRB]

on the 1st of ****ing June?

We're gonna just happily skip along without even acknowledging this abomination?

****s

Lovely in Manchester and supposed to be all weekend.....fortunately, I'll be in Cheltenham where it won't be

[The Jorge]

Lovely in Manchester and supposed to be all weekend.....fortunately, I'll be in Cheltenham where it won't be

Yes, it's veritably tropical up north. I dont know what these southern puffs are worrying about

[redgunamo]

Yes, well that's the thing, isn't it? We all love doing stuff that reminds us that there is a world where one's actions can have obvious beneficial consequences beyond the quotidian accumulation of cash whilst also being ****ing grateful that our actual livelihoods don't actually depend on stuff like whether there's a frost or not and that, if it all goes to ****, we can still pop down to Tesco - or in your case Carrefour or Les Mousquetaires.

My old man is always immensely proud of the fact that if ever the money-making shrinkery thing had gone south, he would still have been able to feed us all. He's always compared my hare coursing habit negatively with his green-fingered fetishism, says I'm spoilt.

Apparently, he gets fresh air and exercise and can provide a living supply of proper, honest and healthy grub, whilst I can merely wander about over hill and dale all morning just to (maybe) end up with a mangy, flea-bitten hare which even the dogs themselves won't eat. It *is* a fair point as hunting with hounds has always been a privilege exclusively available to the sporting wealthy.

But still, parents just don't understand, as a wise man once rapped :-|

[Pokster]

Lovely in Manchester and supposed to be all weekend.....fortunately, I'll be in Cheltenham where it won't be

:shrug: Just back from the Lake district, lovely and Sunny every day.... Conculusion, monty is a soft Southern moaning tosser

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

The weather here in London is f*ckin rubbish today. Is it June or February?