The high streets wil be awash with piss at this rate :-(

[7sisters]

Rather unfortunate use of the words, 'squeezed budgets' in this piece.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36405414

[The Jorge]

Rather unfortunate use of the words, 'squeezed budgets' in this piece.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36405414

You have to think that the web revolution, apps like Grindr etc, have really wiped out their last remaining use.

I mean, nobody's actually micturated in one since the 50s, surely.

[7sisters]

I used to buzz around London a fair bit back in the day and built up a fair cottage knowledge, saving me on more than a few occasions.
The one in Broadwick St was an absolute life saver..

[The Jorge]

I used to buzz around London a fair bit back in the day and built up a fair cottage knowledge, saving me on more than a few occasions.
The one in Broadwick St was an absolute life saver..

Yes, but did you ever urinate in one?

[7sisters]

Yes, but did you ever urinate in one?

I did once make the mistake of walking into one wearing a rather stylish full length stockman style coat.
Probably not the wisest move on reflection.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4ksGK-UgfSs/TR9qBLUcBeI/AAAAAAAAAwc/MbhVnHIYyQU/s1600/large%2Bpale%2Brider%2Bblu-ray9.jpg

[Sir C]

I did once make the mistake of walking into one wearing a rather stylish full length stockman style coat.
Probably not the wisest move on reflection.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4ksGK-UgfSs/TR9qBLUcBeI/AAAAAAAAAwc/MbhVnHIYyQU/s1600/large%2Bpale%2Brider%2Bblu-ray9.jpg

I was propositioned in one by a man with a cleft palate, once. I had to ask him to repeat himself several times before I got the message :-(

[The Jorge]

I was propositioned in one by a man with a cleft palate, once. I had to ask him to repeat himself several times before I got the message :-(

Just imagine the possibilities though.

This is one of my all time favourite awimb stories, it's almost as good as Melvyn Bragg in the newsagents.

[Burney]

The streets will be awash with piss

The speech Enoch Powell wishes he'd given.

[Burney]

I was propositioned in one by a man with a cleft palate, once. I had to ask him to repeat himself several times before I got the message :-(


Have you been propositioned since by a heemasex? Or has that ship sailed, do you think?

[Sir C]

Just imagine the possibilities though.

This is one of my all time favourite awimb stories, it's almost as good as Melvyn Bragg in the newsagents.

I can't remember what he said now :-(

It was Berni's fault. He made me drink gallons of tepid dishwater beer.

[The Jorge]

The speech Enoch Powell wishes he'd given.

I always thought dear old Enoch - the giant racialist that he was - really didnt factor in the efficacy of Rome's tremendous aqueduct system enough. Also, fountains of blood would be much more impactful, even if it does sound a bit like a death metal band.

[7sisters]

I was propositioned in one by a man with a cleft palate, once. I had to ask him to repeat himself several times before I got the message :-(

:hehe: I think I mentioned something about his mother being incredibly proud of him before making for the exit.

[Sir C]

Have you been propositioned since by a heemasex? Or has that ship sailed, do you think?

Au contraire, since then I have had several heems tell me that they didn't fancy me :-(

One said he'd do me in an emergency, which I found rather romantic.

[The Jorge]

Have you been propositioned since by a heemasex? Or has that ship sailed, do you think?

Or by a disabled hetro, we cant discriminate.

Sir C's famed attractiveness to people with facial deformities. Maybe he's been cupped by a man with a port wine stain or winked at by someone with an eye patch, though maybe he just thought they were blinking.

[Burney]

I always thought dear old Enoch - the giant racialist that he was - really didnt factor in the efficacy of Rome's tremendous aqueduct system enough. Also, fountains of blood would be much more impactful, even if it does sound a bit like a death metal band.

He came to our school to speak once. He was disappointingly un-racist. He just bored on about Northern Ireland and the importance of learning the classics in his irritating brummie whine for an hour.

[The Jorge]

He came to our school to speak once. He was disappointingly un-racist. He just bored on about Northern Ireland and the importance of learning the classics in his irritating brummie whine for an hour.

:hehe: I like the fact that, presumably, everyone was cool with it

[Burney]

Au contraire, since then I have had several heems tell me that they didn't fancy me :-(

One said he'd do me in an emergency, which I found rather romantic.

Yes. although I am curious as to what sort of emergency would necessitate such action. Fire? Road accident?

[Sir C]

:hehe: I like the fact that, presumably, everyone was cool with it

I don't think they'd invented no-platforming then, j. They still had strange ideas about freedom of expression.

[The Jorge]

I don't think they'd invented no-platforming then, j. They still had strange ideas about freedom of expression.

I dont know, we never really had any notable racialists come and speak at our school. Mind you, Glenda Jackson was the MP and would probably have gone a-mental.

[Burney]

:hehe: I like the fact that, presumably, everyone was cool with it


Yes, well we didn't have no-platforming to keep us safe from ideas with which we disagreed in those days.

[The Jorge]

Yes, well we didn't have no-platforming to keep us safe from ideas with which we disagreed in those days.

:hehe: Or Enoch Powell's ideas, for that matter

[Burney]

I dont know, we never really had any notable racialists come and speak at our school. Mind you, Glenda Jackson was the MP and would probably have gone a-mental.

Well no. But then as you freely admit you didn't go to a good school. We got all sorts - a chap who'd been on the moon and then went off to find Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat, the Archbish of Cant, Boba Fett, Martin Jarvis, 'Cat's Eyes' Cunningham, Major John Blashford-Snell (who told some excellent stories about shooting chaps who were lobbing spears at him), Lord Diplock... Enoch was by some distance the least interesting of these, I'd have to add.

[The Jorge]

Well no. But then as you freely admit you didn't go to a good school. We got all sorts - a chap who'd been on the moon and then went off to find Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat, the Archbish of Cant, Boba Fett, Martin Jarvis, 'Cat's Eyes' Cunningham, Major John Blashford-Snell (who told some excellent stories about shooting chaps who were lobbing spears at him), Lord Diplock... Enoch was by some distance the least interesting of these, I'd have to add.

I went to a decent enough school, but admittedly we didnt have Boba Fett speak. That mustve been great.

[Burney]

:hehe: Or Enoch Powell's ideas, for that matter

:nono: You forget that I was quite the little lefty in those days. I probably went there with some idea of telling him what a naughty man he was for being a tewwible wacist, only for him to bore me into inactivity by discussing Livy and Thucydides.

[Burney]

I went to a decent enough school, but admittedly we didnt have Boba Fett speak. That mustve been great.


Jeremy (as I knew him) was the dad of a friend of mine who played Much the Miller's Son in Robin of Sherwood and went on to shag Lynda Bellingham. His other son lost his virginity to Sue Perkins, bizarrely.

[The Jorge]

Jeremy (as I knew him) was the dad of a friend of mine who played Much the Miller's Son in Robin of Sherwood and went on to shag Lynda Bellingham. His other son lost his virginity to Sue Perkins, bizarrely.

Boba Fett's real name was Jeremy? Even with the recent uptick in the coolness of the name Jeremy this is still a blow.

[The Jorge]

:nono: You forget that I was quite the little lefty in those days. I probably went there with some idea of telling him what a naughty man he was for being a tewwible wacist, only for him to bore me into inactivity by discussing Livy and Thucydides.

This story gets weirder by the post

[Burney]

Boba Fett's real name was Jeremy? Even with the recent uptick in the coolness of the name Jeremy this is still a blow.

:nod: And it turns out it was Matthew of Wickham, not Much the Miller's son.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Bulloch

[Luis Anaconda]

:nod: And it turns out it was Matthew of Wickham, not Much the Miller's son.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Bulloch

Fair play to a man who can count a Carry On film, a couple of Bonds, Star Wars and a Cliff Richard classic on his CV.

[Burney]

Yes, he was also in a rather iffy sub-Confessions of a Window Cleaner thing where you saw his cock. :-\

He also played one of the pig/human hybrids in 'O Lucky Man' with Malcolm McDowell.