Had a run down of my recent medical issues at the docs today

[Herr Floyd]

Piles
Anal lesions
Thrush
Ear infection (which turned out to be faeces id inplanted by scratching my arsehole)
Anxiety
Ulcerated gums
Tonsellitis
Bacterial infection under an armpit
Verrucas
Genital warts

The thing is I feel pretty healthy. wd me imo.