I dont want Zlatan to go to United

[The Jorge]

We deserve a bit of Zlatan imo.

[IUFG]

He can have an ego-off with Morinho

[Monty92]

We deserve a bit of Zlatan imo.

Isn’t there every chance he’s a massive prick?

Also….35? Really? That’s the kind of signing West Ham should be making.

[Burney]

We deserve a bit of Zlatan imo.

What's the attraction, though? Whatever his virtues as a footballer, the man is a monstrous bellend.

[SWv2]

Isn’t there every chance he’s a massive prick?



Surely that risk exists with every professional footballer including those already in our employment.

[SWv2]

We deserve a bit of Zlatan imo.

Signing Zlatan at this stage would be a reversal of everything Wenger stands for and essentially would be a total capitulation to supporter demand, maybe even board pressure.

Were he to sanction the move he may as well stand down now.

[The Jorge]

Isn’t there every chance he’s a massive prick?

Also….35? Really? That’s the kind of signing West Ham should be making.

He's 34, if you dont mind. And yes, he's a massive self-r'garding prick but surely it would be hypocritical of you to hold that against him.

It's not like he's on record as boasting about his eight figure salary or anything

[Burney]

Signing Zlatan at this stage would be a reversal of everything Wenger stands for and essentially would be a total capitulation to supporter demand, maybe even board pressure.

Were he to sanction the move he may as well stand down now.

Yes, but football hipsters like j love the guy for some reason.

[SWv2]

Yes, but football hipsters like j love the guy for some reason.

I like him, think he is a magnificent footballer but just don't see him in North London.

[The Jorge]

What's the attraction, though? Whatever his virtues as a footballer, the man is a monstrous bellend.

He's actually a rather decent bloke in a team context though, a proper leader of men too.

[The Jorge]

Yes, but football hipsters like j love the guy for some reason.

He's ****ing mint, also he's not in bad nick either so his age isnt an issue.

[7sisters]

He's ****ing mint, also he's not in bad nick either so his age isnt an issue.

It is when you consider his wage demands.
11m per year, according to the Grauniad.

[Ash]

He's 34, if you dont mind. And yes, he's a massive self-r'garding prick but surely it would be hypocritical of you to hold that against him.

It's not like he's on record as boasting about his eight figure salary or anything

To be fair to Finchley Boy he does also do a line in self-deprecation to balance things up a little. Zlatan is just a monstrous thunder****. And whatever you say about him being in good shape, you can never be sure when the legs suddenly fall of a cliff, regardless of their technical qualities. Look at dear old Mikel.

[The Jorge]

To be fair to Finchley Boy he does also do a line in self-deprecation to balance things up a little. Zlatan is just a monstrous thunder****. And whatever you say about him being in good shape, you can never be sure when the legs suddenly fall of a cliff, regardless of their technical qualities. Look at dear old Mikel.

I'm pretty sure its ironic self-deprecation though.

Also, do you mean his legs would unfortunately fall off a cliff :driving:?

[TheCurly]

We deserve a bit of Zlatan imo.

Good Lord no! A Bosnian at my football club? I don't think so

[SWv2]

Good Lord no! A Bosnian at my football club? I don't think so

The new bloke is Albanian which is more or less Bosnian.

[TheCurly]

The new bloke is Albanian which is more or less Bosnian.

We talked about Albanians last week SW
King Zog was probably a sound guy

[The Jorge]

We talked about Albanians last week SW
King Zog was probably a sound guy

Terrence Stamp?

From memory he was always pestering people for blowjobs