I have an intense, searing pain in my *******s.

[Sir C]

Is this likely to be good news?

[Burney]

Is this likely to be good news?

Is it chronic or acute? It won't be ******* cancer as you're too old. It might be testicular torsion, though, which isn't exactly a picnic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion

[Pat Vegas]

Is this likely to be good news?

Probably just a brief episode of testicular torsion.
I wouldn't worry about it. Or better still see a doctor.

[Sir C]

Is it chronic or acute? It won't be ******* cancer as you're too old. It might be testicular torsion, though, which isn't exactly a picnic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion

I think my running gear allowed them to flop around this morning. Maybe I've dislocated them.

[Sir C]

Probably just a brief episode of testicular torsion.
I wouldn't worry about it. Or better still see a doctor.

I have no nausea and I haven't fainted yet, so I think it'll be ok.

I'm not showing my satchel to a doctor :-(

[SWv2]

Despite your continued aggressive attitude towards me I am big enough to say I hope it is nothing serious.

[Burney]

Probably just a brief episode of testicular torsion.
I wouldn't worry about it. Or better still see a doctor.

Testicular torsion can lead to ******* loss, f. Wouldn't it be jolly if Sir C and I only had a pair of *******s between us? :hehe:

[The Jorge]

Probably just a brief episode of testicular torsion.
I wouldn't worry about it. Or better still see a doctor.

I had a pair of those

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b5/53/9a/b5539a755959a04ec832e2ebad0e57ca.jpg

[Burney]

I think my running gear allowed them to flop around this morning. Maybe I've dislocated them.

As you get older, they do swing lower, so it's possible you've been banging them off your knees.

[The Jorge]

Testicular torsion can lead to ******* loss, f. Wouldn't it be jolly if Sir C and I only had a pair of *******s between us? :hehe:

You could get together to make a duo*******ed super being, like Voltron or when the Power Rangers combine

[Sir C]

Despite your continued aggressive attitude towards me I am big enough to say I hope it is nothing serious.

You are most kind and your good wishes are much appreciated.

I wish you wouldn't misinterpret my exceptional bantskills as aggressive. I would hate to go to my grave misunderstood :-(

[Sir C]

Testicular torsion can lead to ******* loss, f. Wouldn't it be jolly if Sir C and I only had a pair of *******s between us? :hehe:

We could push them together to make a pair :cloud9:

[SWv2]

You are most kind and your good wishes are much appreciated.

I wish you wouldn't misinterpret my exceptional bantskills as aggressive. I would hate to go to my grave misunderstood :-(

You will be in your grave quicker than you think if you keep bantering me you spiv Dutch ****.

:thumbup:

[Burney]

You will be in your grave quicker than you think if you keep bantering me you spiv Dutch ****.

:thumbup:

I think you two should just kiss and get it over with. There's clearly sexual tension there.

[The Jorge]

I think you two should just kiss and get it over with. There's clearly sexual tension there.

And a sexual torsion

[SWv2]

I think you two should just kiss and get it over with. There's clearly sexual tension there.

You are clearly confusing me with a woofter. Please desist.

[Burney]

We could push them together to make a pair :cloud9:


Have you been erect for a long time without shooting your load? The old blue balls used to give me a pain in the *******s when I was a teenager.

[Sir C]

Have you been erect for a long time without shooting your load? The old blue balls used to give me a pain in the *******s when I was a teenager.

Erect? Is it 1997 again?

[Sir C]

I think you two should just kiss and get it over with. There's clearly sexual tension there.

He is abusing a dying man :-(

[The Jorge]

You are clearly confusing me with a woofter. Please desist.

Hatespeak! This sort of anti-bumder stuff is not welcome in the 21st century

[SWv2]

Hatespeak! This sort of anti-bumder stuff is not welcome in the 21st century

Back up sunshine, nothing hatey in my request to B.

I am from Ireland remember, only a year ago we opened the doors for them to openly copulate in the street.

[Pat Vegas]

And a sexual torsion

:hehe: Sounds like a new band.

http://www.careercapitalist.com/.a/6a00d8345275cf69e20120a5b58825970c-800wi

[The Jorge]

:hehe: Sounds like a new band.

http://www.careercapitalist.com/.a/6a00d8345275cf69e20120a5b58825970c-800wi

Coming to America?

[Pat Vegas]

Coming to America?

Sexual Chocolate.

[The Jorge]

Sexual Chocolate.

That film is so bloody underrated, I dont know anybody who doesnt have fond memories of it.

Especially Samuel L Jackson in an eary role uttering the superb (cable version only) line "Forget you, Melon Farmer!"

[Burney]

That film is so bloody underrated, I dont know anybody who doesnt have fond memories of it.

Especially Samuel L Jackson in an eary role uttering the superb (cable version only) line "Forget you, Melon Farmer!"

:nod: I liked that it had pert lady boobs early doors.

[Pat Vegas]

That film is so bloody underrated, I dont know anybody who doesnt have fond memories of it.

Especially Samuel L Jackson in an eary role uttering the superb (cable version only) line "Forget you, Melon Farmer!"

It's quite funny as I purchased some movies I liked as a kid on DVD they are completely different to the versions i remember watching a kid that I recorded off LWT or BBC.

Examples. Karate kid 2 ITV version. The ending. After working out the whole movie the drum technique he hits him once and the movie ends.

Karate kid 3. Bad boy mike barnes just keeps yelling at him 'your karate is a joke' 'get up'
In reality he is saying it's **** and Mr Miyagi is a slope.

I also believe there is the F word in the movie Big.

[Burney]

It's quite funny as I purchased some movies I liked as a kid on DVD they are completely different to the versions i remember watching a kid that I recorded off LWT or BBC.

Examples. Karate kid 2 ITV version. The ending. After working out the whole movie the drum technique he hits him once and the movie ends.

Karate kid 3. Bad boy mike barnes just keeps yelling at him 'your karate is a joke' 'get up'
In reality he is saying it's **** and Mr Miyagi is a slope.

I also believe there is the F word in the movie Big.

Racially abusing someone for being oriental whilst doing karate seems a bit odd to me. :rubchin:

[SWv2]

It's quite funny as I purchased some movies I liked as a kid on DVD they are completely different to the versions i remember watching a kid that I recorded off LWT or BBC.

Examples. Karate kid 2 ITV version. The ending. After working out the whole movie the drum technique he hits him once and the movie ends.

Karate kid 3. Bad boy mike barnes just keeps yelling at him 'your karate is a joke' 'get up'
In reality he is saying it's **** and Mr Miyagi is a slope.

I also believe there is the F word in the movie Big.

That ****e movie you watched last week with Kurt Russell was one I remember thinking was deadly in my youth. I expect if I saw it now I may weep.

Snake Pliskin? I heard you were dead.

[The Jorge]

That ****e movie you watched last week with Kurt Russell was one I remember thinking was deadly in my youth. I expect if I saw it now I may weep.

Snake Pliskin? I heard you were dead.

Big trouble in little china?

[SWv2]

Big trouble in little china?

Escape from New York.

Kurt Russell, Donald Pleasance, Lee van Cleef. Bad ass **** man.

[Pat Vegas]

That ****e movie you watched last week with Kurt Russell was one I remember thinking was deadly in my youth. I expect if I saw it now I may weep.

Snake Pliskin? I heard you were dead.

:hehe: I do like Stacy Keach though. He's always in odd movies

[Burney]

:hehe: I do like Stacy Keach though. He's always in odd movies

:nod: American History X

[The Jorge]

Escape from New York.

Kurt Russell, Donald Pleasance, Lee van Cleef. Bad ass **** man.

Meh, it's no Warriors

[SWv2]

Meh, it's no Warriors

Warriors is a stone cold classic and has even managed to age well.

[Burney]

Warriors is a stone cold classic and has even managed to age well.

I don't think I've seen it since the 80s, tbh. Did you know it's an adaptation of Anabasis by Xenophon, which tells the story of 10,000 Greek hoplites fighting their way out of the Middle East back to Greece?

[eastgermanautos]

I'm sorry to hear that!

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Do you have a rather large man Standing behind you at that particular time?