Medhi Benatia on his way from Brian Munich :cloud9:

[The Jorge]

Allans :cloud9:

[Sir C]

Allans :cloud9:

Wait, have we signed the Swiss-Albanian chap or not?

I don't understand what's going on. :-(

And who the hell is Medhi Benatia?

[Luis Anaconda]

Allans :cloud9:

Only problem is, he isn't actually that good*. Should fit in perfectly. Have I mentioned what jammy ****s Bayern are recently. The jammy ****s


*he'll be brilliant now - that'll show me.

[redgunamo]

Wait, have we signed the Swiss-Albanian chap or not?

I don't understand what's going on. :-(

And who the hell is Medhi Benatia?

I once got him up to 94 on FIFA, if that helps.

[The Jorge]

Only problem is, he isn't actually that good*. Should fit in perfectly. Have I mentioned what jammy ****s Bayern are recently. The jammy ****s


*he'll be brilliant now - that'll show me.

I've not seen him that much for Brian but he was good for Roma and Udinese

[The Jorge]

I once got him up to 94 on FIFA, if that helps.

All the way to Acton Green!

http://londonbusesbyadam.zenfolio.com/img/s/v-3/p540785122-3.jpg

[Luis Anaconda]

I've not seen him that much for Brian but he was good for Roma and Udinese

Injury prone as well. Did he play with Alexis at Udinese? Also with Arteta gone I wonder if Koscielny will be captain next year. So many questions

[The Jorge]

Injury prone as well. Did he play with Alexis at Udinese? Also with Arteta gone I wonder if Koscielny will be captain next year. So many questions

Yes, here they are with Lester City benchwarmer, Inler.

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Alexis+Sanchez+Medhi+Benatia+Udinese+Calcio+SGfCuB tD4dbl.jpg

[Burney]

Yes, here they are with Lester City benchwarmer, Inler.

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Alexis+Sanchez+Medhi+Benatia+Udinese+Calcio+SGfCuB tD4dbl.jpg

Jorge! Kevin Eldon turns up in GoT! :cloud9:

[The Jorge]

Jorge! Kevin Eldon turns up in GoT! :cloud9:

FFS *****Spoiler****!!!*****

Only joking, I knew that already and yes, I'm excited about that. He's a mummer, isnt he?

Next stop, the actor Greg Evigan!!!!

[Luis Anaconda]

FFS *****Spoiler****!!!*****

Only joking, I knew that already and yes, I'm excited about that. He's a mummer, isnt he?

Next stop, the actor Greg Evigan!!!!

When the flying **** is Lovejoy going to turn up?

[Burney]

Wait, have we signed the Swiss-Albanian chap or not?

I don't understand what's going on. :-(

And who the hell is Medhi Benatia?

At the rate we're signing Allans, our Panini sticker album page is going to look like this pretty soon. :-(

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[The Jorge]

When the flying **** is Lovejoy going to turn up?

And will he have um bendy stick for ****tyshotty?

https://s3.amazonaws.com/thisismyjam/i/2fb53b873b5c6d2e16282f336030d5bf.jpg

[Burney]

He's a mummer, isnt he?

Your mummer

[Brentwood]

At the rate we're signing Allans, our Panini sticker album page is going to look like this pretty soon. :-(

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I notice Ozil bobbed off to Mecca for the weekend

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjFwk7BXAAA3uAc.jpg

[redgunamo]

I notice Ozil bobbed off to Mecca for the weekend

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjFwk7BXAAA3uAc.jpg

Yes, while Xhaka made a pilgrimage to our training ground

http://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/story_medium/public/thumbnails/image/2016/05/21/12/granit-xhaka1.jpg

[Burney]

I notice Ozil bobbed off to Mecca for the weekend

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjFwk7BXAAA3uAc.jpg

Odd to see a picture of him not surrounded by half-naked members of the Arsenal team imo.

[Sir C]

At the rate we're signing Allans, our Panini sticker album page is going to look like this pretty soon. :-(

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I suppose we should be grateful that there isn't an Allan equivalent of the African Cup of Nations or the Copa America.

Yet.

[Luis Anaconda]

I suppose we should be grateful that there isn't an Allan equivalent of the African Cup of Nations or the Copa America.

Yet.


Might come as a bit of a shock to the Moroccan centre back that he isn't African*. Think they might qualify the ACN next year seeing as they are in a group with Libya, Sao Tome and Cabo Verde.


*He's actually French-born

[Burney]

I suppose we should be grateful that there isn't an Allan equivalent of the African Cup of Nations or the Copa America.

Yet.

The Umma Cup? To be fair, some of the Sunni/Shi'ite draws could get a bit tasty.

[The Jorge]

The Umma Cup? To be fair, some of the Sunni/Shi'ite draws could get a bit tasty.

What do you think of Iran? Shi'ite!
What do you think of Shi'ite? Iran!
Salam!
Wa'salam!

We 'ate Ali ibn Abi Talib, We 'ate Ali ibn Abi Talib, We 'ate Ali ibn Abi Talib, We 'ate Ali ibn Abi Talib etc

[Sir C]

Might come as a bit of a shock to the Moroccan centre back that he isn't African*. Think they might qualify the ACN next year seeing as they are in a group with Libya, Sao Tome and Cabo Verde.


*He's actually French-born

Yes, so he might go to the ACN, but he could also be going to the Allan equivalent. If there were such a thing.

[redgunamo]

Yes, so he might go to the ACN, but he could also be going to the Allan equivalent. If there were such a thing.

Perhaps we could host our own, save all that malaria and travelling about?

[Rich]

I suppose we should be grateful that there isn't an Allan equivalent of the African Cup of Nations or the Copa America.

Yet.

I think most of them play in the Euros. Benatia plays in the African CON.

[Brentwood]

Allans :cloud9:

Looks like he is interested in bringing in that young lad from Bolton as well. Now all we need is a new Thierry Henry and we're good to go

Welcome to Arsenal Jamie Vardy

[Ash]

What do you think of Iran? Shi'ite!
What do you think of Shi'ite? Iran!
Salam!
Wa'salam!

We 'ate Ali ibn Abi Talib, We 'ate Ali ibn Abi Talib, We 'ate Ali ibn Abi Talib, We 'ate Ali ibn Abi Talib etc

This is not a bad effort, tbf.

[The Jorge]

This is not a bad effort, tbf.

Thanks Ash, I think it's fair to say my theological schism based humour is otherwise wasted here though.