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Pat Vegas
05-20-2016, 02:22 PM
my right foot is so ****ing bad it makes me completely useless at football.
I might actually get this looked into I think I am flat footed or something on my right foot.

also used to affect my skating skills.

but mentioned on here before I am also right handed so this seems to be unusual combination.


and as **** as I am at football. I actually have a decent shot with my left foot. I am completely useless in a game but I have scored the occasional 'wonder' goal*

*by playground standards.
IUFG
05-20-2016, 02:30 PM
I too am left footed and right handed. Didn't think it was that rare a combination.

And my left foot is / was indeed, 'cultured'...
Pat Vegas
05-20-2016, 02:33 PM
Online says it's not that common. Left handed right footed is more common.

I used to think maybe I am supposed to be left handed too but they made me learn with my right hand at school.
The Jorge
05-20-2016, 02:33 PM
I too am left footed and right handed. Didn't think it was that rare a combination.

And my left foot is / was indeed, 'cultured'...

Much like Mesut

http://talksport.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/cultured_4.jpg?itok=7j509unQ
Burney
05-20-2016, 02:34 PM
my right foot is so ****ing bad it makes me completely useless at football.
I might actually get this looked into I think I am flat footed or something on my right foot.

also used to affect my skating skills.

but mentioned on here before I am also right handed so this seems to be unusual combination.


and as **** as I am at football. I actually have a decent shot with my left foot. I am completely useless in a game but I have scored the occasional 'wonder' goal*

*by playground standards.

Not sure you can go to the doctor for being **** at football, f. :-(
Burney
05-20-2016, 02:34 PM
Much like Mesut

http://talksport.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/cultured_4.jpg?itok=7j509unQ

Surely Mesut's foot is a devout Allan foot and would therefore know nothing of the grape?
The Jorge
05-20-2016, 02:35 PM
Surely Mesut's foot is a devout Allan foot and would therefore know nothing of the grape?

Yes but it did invent zero and a lot of modern medicine
Burney
05-20-2016, 02:36 PM
Yes but it did invent zero and a lot of modern medicine

Yes. And the word 'alcohol', ironically.
Pat Vegas
05-20-2016, 02:36 PM
Not sure you can go to the doctor for being **** at football, f. :-(

Nah I really think there is something wrong with my foot. flat foot or my foot is bent or something.

I also run like shaggy from scooby doo.
redgunamo
05-20-2016, 02:36 PM
Not sure you can go to the doctor for being **** at football, f. :-(

Although you *can* for being good at it #GoD
The Jorge
05-20-2016, 02:37 PM
Nah I really think there is something wrong with my foot. flat foot or my foot is bent or something.

I also run like shaggy from scooby doo.

Like, zoiks!
Pat Vegas
05-20-2016, 02:38 PM
Although you *can* for being good at it #GoD

Arsenal are **** and most of the players are always visiting the doctor LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Pat Vegas
05-20-2016, 02:38 PM
Like, zoiks!

:hehe: I am a mess. If I run too long my shoulder hurts.
I also have a clicking knee.
redgunamo
05-20-2016, 02:39 PM
Yes. And the word 'alcohol', ironically.

And algebra and trig apparently.

Presumably this is why we must drone them all to kingdom come before everybody fails their A' levels.
The Jorge
05-20-2016, 02:39 PM
:hehe: I am a mess. If I run too long my shoulder hurts.
I also have a clicking knee.

Are you a Cicada?
Pat Vegas
05-20-2016, 02:41 PM
That's right I am Cicadian
Burney
05-20-2016, 02:42 PM
Nah I really think there is something wrong with my foot. flat foot or my foot is bent or something.

I also run like shaggy from scooby doo.

:hehe: Your foot's bent :hehe:
Pat Vegas
05-20-2016, 02:43 PM
:hehe: Your foot's bent :hehe:

:nod: I half mince around.
Burney
05-20-2016, 02:47 PM
And algebra and trig apparently.

Presumably this is why we must drone them all to kingdom come before everybody fails their A' levels.

Yes, they invented everything beginning with 'Al' as far as I can make out. Including, we must assume, Alan Smith. :shrug:
SWv2
05-20-2016, 02:53 PM
I use both feet having spent hours in my youth practicing with my left.

:-|
redgunamo
05-20-2016, 02:57 PM
Yes, they invented everything beginning with 'Al' as far as I can make out. Including, we must assume, Alan Smith. :shrug:

http://footballburp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/al-inshirah-street-in-muscat-oman.png
Ash
05-20-2016, 03:22 PM
Yes but it did invent zero

No, that was the Indians.

And several English batsmen.
Ash
05-20-2016, 03:24 PM
trig

No, that was the Greeks.
Ash
05-20-2016, 03:25 PM
Yes, they invented everything beginning with 'Al' as far as I can make out. Including, we must assume, Alan Smith. :shrug:

And some words ending in al. eg: Arsenal.
redgunamo
05-20-2016, 03:28 PM
No, that was the Greeks.

:shrug: They all look the same to me, Dave.
NZgunner
05-20-2016, 06:54 PM
my right foot is so ****ing bad it makes me completely useless at football.
I might actually get this looked into I think I am flat footed or something on my right foot.

also used to affect my skating skills.

but mentioned on here before I am also right handed so this seems to be unusual combination.


and as **** as I am at football. I actually have a decent shot with my left foot. I am completely useless in a game but I have scored the occasional 'wonder' goal*

*by playground standards.

Wait - Jack Wilshire actually contributes to this board???
The Jorge
05-20-2016, 10:23 PM
Wait - Jack Wilshire actually contributes to this board???

http://cdn.pigeonsandplanes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/well-played-445681.gif