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Burney
05-20-2016, 10:10 AM
Not for me, Clive. Might as well make Sherlock Holmes black.

Luis Anaconda
05-20-2016, 10:16 AM
Not for me, Clive. Might as well make Sherlock Holmes black.

Wouldn't bother me in the slightest if they were starting from scratch but given the story arc in the Craig films very much brought in his upbringing (Scottish heritage in Skyfall, his adoption in Spectre) it would seem a very strange move.

Of course, I would enjoy the handwringing, not at all racist reaction from the Daily Mail commenters. My favourite from last time, was "What if they got a white person to play Martin Luther King - there would be an uproar."

The Jorge
05-20-2016, 10:20 AM
Not for me, Clive. Might as well make Sherlock Holmes black.

We need an asian James Bond imo. Full on head wobble and everything.

tbh I'm not really bothered if he's black or not, Bond is now a 2hr succession of charmless adverts and product placement, but I was no fan of the lad Craig.

Tom Hardy or James McAvoy would be decent choices, or if we are going down the brother root, Richard Blackwood.

Burney
05-20-2016, 10:23 AM
We need an asian James Bond imo. Full on head wobble and everything.

tbh I'm not really bothered if he's black or not, Bond is now a 2hr succession of charmless adverts and product placement, but I was no fan of the lad Craig.

Tom Hardy or James McAvoy would be decent choices, or if we are going down the brother root, Richard Blackwood.

Richard Blackwood? :hehe: The man who claimed he was going to be the British Will Smith? :clap:

The Jorge
05-20-2016, 10:26 AM
Richard Blackwood? :hehe: The man who claimed he was going to be the British Will Smith? :clap:

Too black for you, eh? Can we meet in the middle with Andi Peters?

Luis Anaconda
05-20-2016, 10:26 AM
We need an asian James Bond imo. Full on head wobble and everything.

tbh I'm not really bothered if he's black or not, Bond is now a 2hr succession of charmless adverts and product placement, but I was no fan of the lad Craig.

Tom Hardy or James McAvoy would be decent choices, or if we are going down the brother root, Richard Blackwood.

That is utter *******s by the way

Pokster
05-20-2016, 10:26 AM
Not for me, Clive. Might as well make Sherlock Holmes black.

I can see why IE has been mentioned, but it would seem strange (as La mentions) that the groundowrk they have done with DC was ignored for a black JB

IUFG
05-20-2016, 10:27 AM
Dizzee Rascal gets my vote.

The Jorge
05-20-2016, 10:29 AM
That is utter *******s by the way

Racialist.

redgunamo
05-20-2016, 10:29 AM
Not for me, Clive. Might as well make Sherlock Holmes black.

I always liked the fact Fleming based Bond on Hoagy Carmichael. Why not make the **** sing something then :shrug:

http://nashvillesongwritersfoundation.com.s164288.gridser ver.com/themes/uploads/songwriters/carmichael-hoagy/carmichael_hoagy_headshot.jpg

The Jorge
05-20-2016, 10:30 AM
Of course, I would enjoy the handwringing, not at all racist reaction from the Daily Mail commenters. My favourite from last time, was "What if they got a white person to play Martin Luther King - there would be an uproar."

My favourite Bond fact is that Sean Connery used to deliver milk to Fettes, fictional JB's real school.

redgunamo
05-20-2016, 10:30 AM
We need an asian James Bond imo. Full on head wobble and everything.

tbh I'm not really bothered if he's black or not, Bond is now a 2hr succession of charmless adverts and product placement, but I was no fan of the lad Craig.

Tom Hardy or James McAvoy would be decent choices, or if we are going down the brother root, Richard Blackwood.

Have you watched them then?

Billy Goat Sverige
05-20-2016, 10:30 AM
We need an asian James Bond imo. Full on head wobble and everything.

tbh I'm not really bothered if he's black or not, Bond is now a 2hr succession of charmless adverts and product placement, but I was no fan of the lad Craig.

Tom Hardy or James McAvoy would be decent choices, or if we are going down the brother root, Richard Blackwood.

I'd have the lad who plays Superman in the new movies. He's quite suave.

Burney
05-20-2016, 10:32 AM
Wouldn't bother me in the slightest if they were starting from scratch but given the story arc in the Craig films very much brought in his upbringing (Scottish heritage in Skyfall, his adoption in Spectre) it would seem a very strange move.

Of course, I would enjoy the handwringing, not at all racist reaction from the Daily Mail commenters. My favourite from last time, was "What if they got a white person to play Martin Luther King - there would be an uproar."

Yeah, I would argue that the clamour from middle-class white liberal types to make him black is equally racist in its way. It's motivated purely by a tokenistic desire to have a bit of iconoclastic casting against type so that they can feel good about themselves and call anyone who objects a racist. It has nothing to do with the merits or otherwise of the actor in question.

The Jorge
05-20-2016, 10:32 AM
Have you watched them then?

Yes, though like Christoper Nolan films, I can never quite get my head around their mystifying popularity. It's like they're made by people keen to bring the late-period Moore or Dalton eras back.

As a great man once said "Stop getting Bond wrong!"

The Jorge
05-20-2016, 10:33 AM
I'd have the lad who plays Superman in the new movies. He's quite suave.

I dont think the world is quite ready for a paralysed-from-the-neck-down bond

Luis Anaconda
05-20-2016, 10:33 AM
Too black for you, eh? Can we meet in the middle with Andi Peters?

Good Lord - the images that conjures up

Pat Vegas
05-20-2016, 10:36 AM
Everybody wants to change everything.

Here is Pat Vegas's inside hollywood scoop.
They are making another Ocean's 11 movie. This time with womens. staring Sandra Bullock.

Burney
05-20-2016, 10:38 AM
I always liked the fact Fleming based Bond on Hoagy Carmichael. Why not make the **** sing something then :shrug:

http://nashvillesongwritersfoundation.com.s164288.gridser ver.com/themes/uploads/songwriters/carmichael-hoagy/carmichael_hoagy_headshot.jpg

Ironically, I'd always assumed Hoagy Carmichael was black :hehe:

redgunamo
05-20-2016, 10:38 AM
Yes, though like Christoper Nolan films, I can never quite get my head around their mystifying popularity. It's like they're made by people keen to bring the late-period Moore or Dalton eras back.

As a great man once said "Stop getting Bond wrong!"

Their popularity suggests they're actually getting Bond right, doesn't it?

The Jorge
05-20-2016, 10:38 AM
Ironically, I'd always assumed Hoagy Carmichael was black :hehe:

Yes, he does have a Louis Armstrong sounding name, doesnt he?

Luis Anaconda
05-20-2016, 10:40 AM
Yeah, I would argue that the clamour from middle-class white liberal types to make him black is equally racist in its way. It's motivated purely by a tokenistic desire to have a bit of iconoclastic casting against type so that they can feel good about themselves and call anyone who objects a racist. It has nothing to do with the merits or otherwise of the actor in question.

Yep - same with the next Dr Who should be a woman argument (although they kind of got round that with the ***SPOILER ALERT Master thing. Why not get creative people to, you know, write new heroes for them to play ffs

redgunamo
05-20-2016, 10:40 AM
Ironically, I'd always assumed Hoagy Carmichael was black :hehe:

What, until this moment?

Hoagland's black the way Elvis was black, I suppose.

Burney
05-20-2016, 10:40 AM
I'd have the lad who plays Superman in the new movies. He's quite suave.

Henry Cavill? Yeah, I mean I've seen less wooden cricket bats, but that needn't be an obstacle with Bond.

Burney
05-20-2016, 10:41 AM
What, until this moment?

Hoagland's black the way Elvis was black, I suppose.

Yup. You have enlightened me. I guess I just thought his name sounded black.

Tony C
05-20-2016, 10:42 AM
Let's go full PC and just get Bruce Jennar to play him...

SWv2
05-20-2016, 10:43 AM
Yes, though like Christoper Nolan films, I can never quite get my head around their mystifying popularity. It's like they're made by people keen to bring the late-period Moore or Dalton eras back.

As a great man once said "Stop getting Bond wrong!"


Explosions, cars, gadgets, chicks, coolness, villains. They even got a Kimodo dragon into one recently.

It’s not that difficult to understand their popularity, it is after all a massive “brand”.

I love a bit of Bond, harmless viewing and the odd chuckle. I realise it is not real.

Burney
05-20-2016, 10:44 AM
Everybody wants to change everything.

Here is Pat Vegas's inside hollywood scoop.
They are making another Ocean's 11 movie. This time with womens. staring Sandra Bullock.

It's because coming up with new ideas is hard. Much easier to just rehash (ie **** up) old ones.

redgunamo
05-20-2016, 10:45 AM
Yes, he does have a Louis Armstrong sounding name, doesnt he?

Surely their classic duets must've been something of a clue; "Rockin' Chair" and so on?

redgunamo
05-20-2016, 10:46 AM
Yup. You have enlightened me. I guess I just thought his name sounded black.

Oh, right. Very well then. HTH.

7sisters
05-20-2016, 10:54 AM
About as credible as a honky playing Shaft

Pat Vegas
05-20-2016, 10:56 AM
About as credible as a honky playing Shaft

Honky?

http://www.profightdb.com/img/wrestlers/thumbs-600/dce4db6cd5honkyimg.jpg

The Jorge
05-20-2016, 10:56 AM
About as credible as a honky playing Shaft

Shut your mouth!

Fast Eddie
05-20-2016, 11:21 AM
White supremacist bull**** from a white supremacist who married a mail order bride to pretend he isn't xenophobic or in love with Sir C.

I bet Berni had no problems with Welsh, Irish or Scottish actors playing the role of a Brit 007, but when it comes to skin colour only whites can play a Brit 007 :rolleyes:

If this white supremacist had any credibility he'd instead create threads bemoaning the innumerous millions of caricatures of Jesus as a white dude which has more of an impact on society worldwide.

Fast Eddie
05-20-2016, 11:23 AM
Honky?

http://www.profightdb.com/img/wrestlers/thumbs-600/dce4db6cd5honkyimg.jpg

:clap: Missed you Fash and your cultural references :bow:

The Jorge
05-20-2016, 11:24 AM
White supremacist bull**** from a white supremacist who married a mail order bride to pretend he isn't xenophobic or in love with Sir C.

I bet Berni had no problems with Welsh, Irish or Scottish actors playing the role of a Brit 007, but when it comes to skin colour only whites can play a Brit 007 :rolleyes:

If this white supremacist had any credibility he'd instead create threads bemoaning the innumerous millions of caricatures of Jesus as a white dude which has more of an impact on society worldwide.

Woah woah, back the what the **** truck up there a moment Lash LaRue.

Who's a white supremacist, me, berni or sevens?

redgunamo
05-20-2016, 11:28 AM
Woah woah, back the what the **** truck up there a moment Lash LaRue.

Who's a white supremacist, me, berni or sevens?

And which one of you married a mail order bride?

Luis Anaconda
05-20-2016, 11:30 AM
And which one of you married a mail order bride?

Also... Pic?

Fast Eddie
05-20-2016, 11:31 AM
Woah woah, back the what the **** truck up there a moment Lash LaRue.

Who's a white supremacist, me, berni or sevens?

The OP (obviously I would have thought considering his history :-|)

redgunamo
05-20-2016, 11:36 AM
Also... Pic?

This one, I suppose :shrug:

http://www.miataturbo.net/attachments/insert-bs-here-4/35102d1330182859-usps-1-ups_girl.jpg

Luis Anaconda
05-20-2016, 11:38 AM
This one, I suppose :shrug:

http://www.miataturbo.net/attachments/insert-bs-here-4/35102d1330182859-usps-1-ups_girl.jpg

My word....

The Jorge
05-20-2016, 11:41 AM
The OP (obviously I would have thought considering his history :-|)

The OP? I'm not sure who you mean

Burney
05-20-2016, 11:44 AM
Woah woah, back the what the **** truck up there a moment Lash LaRue.

Who's a white supremacist, me, berni or sevens?

Ignore the mentalist, j. He's obsessed with me. It's quite sweet, really.

I must tell my wife the 'mail order bride' bit. She'll laugh herself silly in her broad Yorkshire accent. :hehe:

Luis Anaconda
05-20-2016, 11:47 AM
Ignore the mentalist, j. He's obsessed with me. It's quite sweet, really.

I must tell my wife the 'mail order bride' bit. She'll laugh herself silly in her broad Yorkshire accent. :hehe:
You can get mail order brides from Yorkshire now? Excellent

Fast Eddie
05-20-2016, 11:47 AM
The OP? I'm not sure who you mean

OP. Original Poster (pister) :eek: Berni.

Fast Eddie
05-20-2016, 11:49 AM
Sorry, so it was Sir C who married the mail order bride. So difficult to tell the two apart. As like the last AWIMB forum when one creates a thread or comments within the space of a minute or two normally the other is right on hand to reply. It's a strange relationship. Queer one might say.

The Jorge
05-20-2016, 11:50 AM
OP. Original Poster (pister) :eek: Berni.

Aha, I see. I dont think he's a white supremacist, just a British Supremacist self-hating paddy

Brentwood
05-20-2016, 11:50 AM
Not for me, Clive. Might as well make Sherlock Holmes black.

They've ruined Ghostbusters by having a bunch of unfunny women in it, they'd better not touch Bond! Nah, not for me, Clive

redgunamo
05-20-2016, 11:50 AM
The OP? I'm not sure who you mean


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xGuGSDsDrM

Jake
05-20-2016, 11:59 AM
Much rather Idris than Tom Hiddleston tbh.

Fast Eddie
05-20-2016, 12:08 PM
Aha, I see. I dont think he's a white supremacist, just a British Supremacist self-hating paddy

Yes he's (they are) that too, amongst many other unpleasant elitist humanity hating things.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xGuGSDsDrM

:clap:


Much rather Idris than Tom Hiddleston tbh.

Bang on. Idris Elba would be a perfect next James Bond.

Fast Eddie
05-20-2016, 12:18 PM
Bang on. Idris Elba would be a perfect next James Bond.

A brilliant British actor (but should be excluded because of his skin colour :eek:)

Luis Anaconda
05-20-2016, 12:18 PM
Much rather Idris than Tom Hiddleston tbh.

Fair point j imo

7sisters
05-20-2016, 12:38 PM
Fair point j imo

Isn't Idris a little obvious, he's pretty much linked with everything ?
He would be a better choice than Hiddleston, whose far too effete for the role. He looks the sort who would flinch at gunshot, then again, it didn't do Moore any harm.

Brentwood
05-20-2016, 12:54 PM
A brilliant British actor (but should be excluded because of his skin colour :eek:)

If it had anything to do with skin colour then Tom Huddlestone wouldn't be getting a look in either would he!

Fast Eddie
05-20-2016, 01:05 PM
If it had anything to do with skin colour then Tom Huddlestone wouldn't be getting a look in either would he!

I'm referring to the racist OP's racist assertion.

It would be a conundrum for the usual suspects also if a white "Allan" took the next 007 post.

Brentwood
05-20-2016, 01:09 PM
I'm referring to the racist OP's racist assertion.

It would be a conundrum for the usual suspects also if a white "Allan" took the next 007 post.

Woosh


..........

Luis Anaconda
05-20-2016, 01:15 PM
Isn't Idris a little obvious, he's pretty much linked with everything ?
He would be a better choice than Hiddleston, whose far too effete for the role. He looks the sort who would flinch at gunshot, then again, it didn't do Moore any harm.

Ah - but could he quip like Moore

Fast Eddie
05-20-2016, 01:17 PM
Woosh


..........


I may have misunderstood you and apologise if so, but my point is that I don't endorse racism like the racist OP.

Fast Eddie
05-20-2016, 01:22 PM
There's never been a black James Bond. There's never been a black Arsenal Manager.

See where BernC is going with this?