there is woman in the office who keeps burping

[Pat Vegas]

this is unacceptable. Not just the workplace either.

I am in a bad mood today.

[Burney]

this is unacceptable. Not just the workplace either.

I am in a bad mood today.

We have one of those. She's from New Zealand. It's disgusting.

[Pokster]

We have one of those. She's from New Zealand. It's disgusting.

Says old Farty McFartFace

[Burney]

Says old Farty McFartFace

I farted once. In the open air and only by mischance did another human happen to hear it. And I was suitably mortified.

This woman does it every day in a small office where she must know we can hear her.

[Sir C]

I farted once. In the open air and only by mischance did another human happen to hear it. And I was suitably mortified.

This woman does it every day in a small office where she must know we can hear her.

Woah, slow down there big fella! You're claiming that you have only farted once? I find this hard to swallow.

[Snin]

the food n garlic silent burp and blow towards someones face across a table towards someone boring the pants of everyone talking about themselves is good fun sometimes imo