Xhaka when asked if he can imagine playing for Arsenal next season:

[The Jorge]

"Definitely."

Reports over in Germany say we've made a bid that Borussia Monkeyhatchback are happy to accept.

[Sir C]

"Definitely."

Reports over in Germany say we've made a bid that Borussia Monkeyhatchback are happy to accept.

Don't want his sort. He's not an Arsenal player. We've got players.

[SWv2]

Don't want his sort. He's not an Arsenal player. We've got players.

Players become Arsenal players when they sign for the Arsenal.

Your stance is foolish and reflects poorly on you.

[Pat Vegas]

He already last year said he wanted Coq's number as he has it tattooed upon his person.

[Sir C]

Players become Arsenal players when they sign for the Arsenal.

Your stance is foolish and reflects poorly on you.

I like our players. I don't like their players. I may grow to like him subsequently, like a replacement *****.

[The Jorge]

Players become Arsenal players when they sign for the Arsenal.

Your stance is foolish and reflects poorly on you.

And how do they become Arsenal players?

Here's some exclusive, never before seen, footage from inside the Arsenal medical.

https://media.giphy.com/media/pAQ16fCr7MZqM/giphy.gif

[The Jorge]

He already last year said he wanted Coq's number as he has it tattooed upon his person.

Well *that's* not very nice

[Luis Anaconda]

He already last year said he wanted Coq's number as he has it tattooed upon his person.

God job he didn't want Person's number

[SWv2]

I like our players. I don't like their players. I may grow to like him subsequently, like a replacement *****.

You liked, even loved, Cesc. He was their player before he became our player, then he became their player again, then somebody else. Yet you still love him.

I find your attitude both contradictor and silly.

I expect it is merely a play on your continued silliness about respect and/or loyalty towards our players.

[SWv2]

He already last year said he wanted Coq's number as he has it tattooed upon his person.

His squad number F.

I suggest you amend your original post to emphasise this else make our new Swiss superstar sound deviant.

[Sir C]

You liked, even loved, Cesc. He was their player before he became our player, then he became their player again, then somebody else. Yet you still love him.

I find your attitude both contradictor and silly.

I expect it is merely a play on your continued silliness about respect and/or loyalty towards our players.

Would you care to call me silly once more? I'll batter you like a cod fillet, mate.

[redgunamo]

And how do they become Arsenal players?

Here's some exclusive, never before seen, footage from inside the Arsenal medical.

https://media.giphy.com/media/pAQ16fCr7MZqM/giphy.gif

http://i.imgur.com/72Dfl.gif

[Luis Anaconda]

Even that galumphing donkey Giroud?

[Sir C]

Even that galumphing donkey Giroud?

If people like you had been a little more supportive towards our players, rather than running your hate campaigns, we might have won the league. Think on.

[SWv2]

Would you care to call me silly once more? I'll batter you like a cod fillet, mate.

Please do not bully me. I am not frightened of you.

[The Jorge]

http://i.imgur.com/72Dfl.gif

His coolness is underrated. He pisses all over his contemporaries in that regard.

[Burney]

"Definitely."

Reports over in Germany say we've made a bid that Borussia Monkeyhatchback are happy to accept.

Badly missed opportunity for a 'Xhaka can' joke, there. If he can't manage a tap-in like that, I don't want him.

[The Jorge]

Badly missed opportunity for a 'Xhaka can' joke, there. If he can't manage a tap-in like that, I don't want him.

We're supposed to be signing Kante from Lester too. Seriously

#xhakakante :cloud9:

[Sir C]

Please do not bully me. I am not frightened of you.

You're the one bandying vile abuse :sniff:

Always the way with you people.

[Ash]

Badly missed opportunity for a 'Xhaka can' joke, there. If he can't manage a tap-in like that, I don't want him.

Not sure that Albanians do humour, Burnley. Apart from laughing maniacally as they torch the next thousand-year old Orthodox monastry. :-(

[redgunamo]

His coolness is underrated. He pisses all over his contemporaries in that regard.

Fair comment, imo

https://media.giphy.com/media/xT9DPjAZarEJdEVEJy/giphy.gif

[The Jorge]

Fair comment, imo

https://media.giphy.com/media/xT9DPjAZarEJdEVEJy/giphy.gif

Whassat from?

[Burney]

Not sure that Albanians do humour, Burnley. Apart from laughing maniacally as they torch the next thousand-year old Orthodox monastry. :-(

I work with an Albanian chap. He's not exactly my cup of tea, but I've never seen him torch a monastery.

[Sir C]

I work with an Albanian chap. He's not exactly my cup of tea, but I've never seen him torch a monastery.

Oh Lord, they're a ghastly people, like Russians crossed with Greeks :-(

[Burney]

Oh Lord, they're a ghastly people, like Russians crossed with Greeks :-(

He actually sounds Dutch. I only found out he was Albanian when I happened to mention some sort Balkan-related nonsense and he started getting quite aerated. They really want to get a grip these people. Don't they realise they all piss in the same pot and all look the same to the rest of us?

[TheCurly]

They're all a bit mentally.I often wonder what has upset them so

[Sir C]

They're all a bit mentally.I often wonder what has upset them so

Like us, they have laboured under the yoke of communism for 40 years, c. Their lot were fractionally worse than our lot, that's all.

[TheCurly]

They had a king called Zog Sir C.Surely having a king called Zog is all the reason needed for being a proud and peacable people

[redgunamo]

Whassat from?

Gosh, if only we knew of a director who had made a fifty-year career out of filming sad blokes staring thoughtfully out at vast expanses of open water.

http://staticmass.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dvd_heat.jpg

http://upload.waysofseeing.org/uploaded_images/miami-vice-1-789633.jpg

[Ash]

I work with an Albanian chap. He's not exactly my cup of tea, but I've never seen him torch a monastery.

You don't expect him to do it in office hours, surely.

[The Jorge]

Gosh, if only we knew of a director who had made a fifty-year career out of filming sad blokes staring thoughtfully out at vast expanses of open water.

http://staticmass.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dvd_heat.jpg

http://upload.waysofseeing.org/uploaded_images/miami-vice-1-789633.jpg

I've never got the appeal, of both water and michael man.

Water gives me the fear, quite frankly.

[SWv2]

They had a king called Zog Sir C.Surely having a king called Zog is all the reason needed for being a proud and peacable people

You may be surprised to know I have read a book about this fella.

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[redgunamo]

I've never got the appeal, of both water and michael man.

Water gives me the fear, quite frankly.

Surely everyone liked Starsky & Hutch?

[redgunamo]

You may be surprised to know I have read a book about this fella.

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Oh, he was A gruffalo? Dangerous fellows those.

[Burney]

You may be surprised to know I have read a book about this fella.

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'Kneel before Zog!'

[Luis Anaconda]

'Kneel before Zog!'

Damn you b. Beat me to it