I was copied into a letter from my hernia consultant yesterday in which he declared

[Monty92]

my genitalia to be "normal"

Now, this would ordinarily be good news. However, it is predicated on a lie, as he didn't actually look at my genitalia during the consultation, nor ask me anything about them. He simply asked me to lower my undies to my "hairline" before examining me.

Should I ask to go back to show him my cock and balls?

[Burney]

my genitalia to be "normal"

Now, this would ordinarily be good news. However, it is predicated on a lie, as he didn't actually look at my genitalia during the consultation, nor ask me anything about them. He simply asked me to lower my undies to my "hairline" before examining me.

Should I ask to go back to show him my cock and balls?

Did he not hold them and ask you to cough?

[The Jorge]

my genitalia to be "normal"

Now, this would ordinarily be good news. However, it is predicated on a lie, as he didn't actually look at my genitalia during the consultation, nor ask me anything about them. He simply asked me to lower my undies to my "hairline" before examining me.

Should I ask to go back to show him my cock and balls?

When they say "normal" it's just a polite way of saying small.

Your virility is being called into question a bit today, r u ok hun?

[The Jorge]

Did he not hold them and ask you to cough?

This has never happened to me, I feel a bit left out.

Nobody wants to cup my junk.

[7sisters]

They put their fingers at the site of rupture and ask for a cough.
Anything involving the balls is probably approaching Shipman territory tbh.

[Burney]

This has never happened to me, I feel a bit left out.

Nobody wants to cup my junk.

I've had it a few times. Never really sure what it was for. Seems impolite to ask why someone wants to touch your genitals, doesn't it?

[Burney]

They put their fingers at the site of rupture and ask for a cough.
Anything involving the balls is probably approaching Shipman territory tbh.

A lethal injection of barbiturates, you mean?

[Monty92]

Did he not hold them and ask you to cough?

He felt my groin, on both sides, but there was no contact with my genitals. I would have remembered.

[The Jorge]

I've had it a few times. Never really sure what it was for. Seems impolite to ask why someone wants to touch your genitals, doesn't it?

**** it, the more the merrier. I say.

My genitals are like the bloody doomsday book nowadays. Only one person is allowed to handle them and even then they have to wear white gloves.

[Burney]

**** it, the more the merrier. I say.

My genitals are like the bloody doomsday book nowadays. Only one person is allowed to handle them and even then they have to wear white gloves.

Oh, I got so used to strangers handling them during the cankers that dropping my keks to anyone in a white coat became a Pavlovian reflex. Which made for a couple of awkward moments with cricket umpires. :-\

[IUFG]

that is the extras you get for a private tuition

:yewtree:

[7sisters]

A lethal injection of barbiturates, you mean?

Should limit a patients resistance before carrying out the deed, although that was probably more Christie's area.

[Pokster]

my genitalia to be "normal"

Now, this would ordinarily be good news. However, it is predicated on a lie, as he didn't actually look at my genitalia during the consultation, nor ask me anything about them. He simply asked me to lower my undies to my "hairline" before examining me.

Should I ask to go back to show him my cock and balls?

Are you going to do a Marve and link x rays of your tackle?

[The Jorge]

Are you going to do a Marve and link x rays of your tackle?

Didnt we get full screen shots of his battered, bruised and beaten groin?

[Burney]

Didnt we get full screen shots of his battered, bruised and beaten groin?

Are we talking about Juicy's public emasculation of him?

[Pat Vegas]

my genitalia to be "normal"

Now, this would ordinarily be good news. However, it is predicated on a lie, as he didn't actually look at my genitalia during the consultation, nor ask me anything about them. He simply asked me to lower my undies to my "hairline" before examining me.

Should I ask to go back to show him my cock and balls?

Standards Monty, Standards! You are supposed to post an xray pic of your knob on here.

[Pat Vegas]

Are we talking about Juicy's public emasculation of him?

That was a very strange time on awimb.

[Burney]

That was a very strange time on awimb.

I'm not sure Marve ever recovered, tbh. :-\

[Pat Vegas]

I'm not sure Marve ever recovered, tbh. :-\

I liked Marve. I met him a few times. he striked me as a slightly nervous type.

[Burney]

I liked Marve. I met him a few times. he striked me as a slightly nervous type.

Yeah. I never met him, but I got on fine with him on here for a good while. Then after all that business, he went a bit funny.

[Pokster]

I'm not sure Marve ever recovered, tbh. :-\

well the fasct he is now married and has just had a kid suggest he got over her... congratulations Marve imo