View Full Version : I was copied into a letter from my hernia consultant yesterday in which he declared
Monty92
05-17-2016, 01:07 PM
my genitalia to be "normal"
Now, this would ordinarily be good news. However, it is predicated on a lie, as he didn't actually look at my genitalia during the consultation, nor ask me anything about them. He simply asked me to lower my undies to my "hairline" before examining me.
Should I ask to go back to show him my cock and balls?
Burney
05-17-2016, 01:10 PM
my genitalia to be "normal"
Now, this would ordinarily be good news. However, it is predicated on a lie, as he didn't actually look at my genitalia during the consultation, nor ask me anything about them. He simply asked me to lower my undies to my "hairline" before examining me.
Should I ask to go back to show him my cock and balls?
Did he not hold them and ask you to cough?
The Jorge
05-17-2016, 01:10 PM
my genitalia to be "normal"
Now, this would ordinarily be good news. However, it is predicated on a lie, as he didn't actually look at my genitalia during the consultation, nor ask me anything about them. He simply asked me to lower my undies to my "hairline" before examining me.
Should I ask to go back to show him my cock and balls?
When they say "normal" it's just a polite way of saying small.
Your virility is being called into question a bit today, r u ok hun?
The Jorge
05-17-2016, 01:12 PM
Did he not hold them and ask you to cough?
This has never happened to me, I feel a bit left out.
Nobody wants to cup my junk.
7sisters
05-17-2016, 01:13 PM
They put their fingers at the site of rupture and ask for a cough.
Anything involving the balls is probably approaching Shipman territory tbh.
Burney
05-17-2016, 01:14 PM
This has never happened to me, I feel a bit left out.
Nobody wants to cup my junk.
I've had it a few times. Never really sure what it was for. Seems impolite to ask why someone wants to touch your genitals, doesn't it?
Burney
05-17-2016, 01:14 PM
They put their fingers at the site of rupture and ask for a cough.
Anything involving the balls is probably approaching Shipman territory tbh.
A lethal injection of barbiturates, you mean?
Monty92
05-17-2016, 01:15 PM
Did he not hold them and ask you to cough?
He felt my groin, on both sides, but there was no contact with my genitals. I would have remembered.
The Jorge
05-17-2016, 01:16 PM
I've had it a few times. Never really sure what it was for. Seems impolite to ask why someone wants to touch your genitals, doesn't it?
**** it, the more the merrier. I say.
My genitals are like the bloody doomsday book nowadays. Only one person is allowed to handle them and even then they have to wear white gloves.
Burney
05-17-2016, 01:18 PM
**** it, the more the merrier. I say.
My genitals are like the bloody doomsday book nowadays. Only one person is allowed to handle them and even then they have to wear white gloves.
Oh, I got so used to strangers handling them during the cankers that dropping my keks to anyone in a white coat became a Pavlovian reflex. Which made for a couple of awkward moments with cricket umpires. :-\
that is the extras you get for a private tuition
:yewtree:
7sisters
05-17-2016, 01:22 PM
A lethal injection of barbiturates, you mean?
Should limit a patients resistance before carrying out the deed, although that was probably more Christie's area.
Pokster
05-17-2016, 01:29 PM
my genitalia to be "normal"
Now, this would ordinarily be good news. However, it is predicated on a lie, as he didn't actually look at my genitalia during the consultation, nor ask me anything about them. He simply asked me to lower my undies to my "hairline" before examining me.
Should I ask to go back to show him my cock and balls?
Are you going to do a Marve and link x rays of your tackle?
The Jorge
05-17-2016, 01:31 PM
Are you going to do a Marve and link x rays of your tackle?
Didnt we get full screen shots of his battered, bruised and beaten groin?
Burney
05-17-2016, 01:37 PM
Didnt we get full screen shots of his battered, bruised and beaten groin?
Are we talking about Juicy's public emasculation of him?
Pat Vegas
05-17-2016, 02:01 PM
my genitalia to be "normal"
Now, this would ordinarily be good news. However, it is predicated on a lie, as he didn't actually look at my genitalia during the consultation, nor ask me anything about them. He simply asked me to lower my undies to my "hairline" before examining me.
Should I ask to go back to show him my cock and balls?
Standards Monty, Standards! You are supposed to post an xray pic of your knob on here.
Pat Vegas
05-17-2016, 02:06 PM
Are we talking about Juicy's public emasculation of him?
That was a very strange time on awimb.
Burney
05-17-2016, 02:07 PM
That was a very strange time on awimb.
I'm not sure Marve ever recovered, tbh. :-\
Pat Vegas
05-17-2016, 02:08 PM
I'm not sure Marve ever recovered, tbh. :-\
I liked Marve. I met him a few times. he striked me as a slightly nervous type.
Burney
05-17-2016, 02:16 PM
I liked Marve. I met him a few times. he striked me as a slightly nervous type.
Yeah. I never met him, but I got on fine with him on here for a good while. Then after all that business, he went a bit funny.
Pokster
05-17-2016, 02:28 PM
I'm not sure Marve ever recovered, tbh. :-\
well the fasct he is now married and has just had a kid suggest he got over her... congratulations Marve imo
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