World's first ***** transplant

[Burney]

It's fair to say that the poor chap sounds understandably ambivalent about the whole thing. :-\

Mind you, you wouldn't really want to touch it, would you? :-(

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/may/16/first-man-to-receive-*****-transplant-in-the-us-hopes-for-a-normal-life-again

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

It's not the world's first though - that was in 2006 on a Chinese bloke. It caused him psychological trauma and he had it removed again.

Insert [person] had a ***** transplant, but the ***** rejected him joke here.

[Burney]

It's not the world's first though - that was in 2006 on a Chinese bloke. It caused him psychological trauma and he had it removed again.

Insert [person] had a ***** transplant, but the ***** rejected him joke here.

Yeah, but it was China. It would only take a couple of stitches. That's not a proper ***** transplant.

[The Jorge]

Yeah, but it was China. It would only take a couple of stitches. That's not a proper ***** transplant.

Do they still call it the Japs Eye in china?

[The Jorge]

It's fair to say that the poor chap sounds understandably ambivalent about the whole thing. :-\

Mind you, you wouldn't really want to touch it, would you? :-(

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/may/16/first-man-to-receive-*****-transplant-in-the-us-hopes-for-a-normal-life-again

Eugh, no. Though it does bring a whole new meaning to the "I wouldnt touch it with yours" line.

Also, anybody who doesnt think of this simpsons episode is dead inside.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/3/3b/Hell_Toupée_42.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20130627181753

[Burney]

Eugh, no. Though it does bring a whole new meaning to the "I wouldnt touch it with yours" line.

Also, anybody who doesnt think of this simpsons episode is dead inside.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/3/3b/Hell_Toupée_42.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20130627181753

Imagine becoming aroused with someone else's *****. :-(

Not like that.

You know what I meant.

[The Jorge]

Imagine becoming aroused with someone else's *****. :-(

Not like that.

You know what I meant.

Indeed, or if it took against you like The Evil Dead.

https://media.giphy.com/media/WF2YQ8ruZkj28/giphy.gif

[Sir C]

Imagine becoming aroused with someone else's *****. :-(

Not like that.

You know what I meant.

This is exactly the same as cheering the signing of a new player, imo.

[Burney]

This is exactly the same as cheering the signing of a new player, imo.

Really? Even if it's Dennis?

[Sir C]

Really? Even if it's Dennis?

Naturally. The day he signs, he is someone else's player, and one is filled with feeling of revulsion and disgust at seeing him defile our shirt, like one would when handling another man's *****.

After a while, one becomes accustomed to the new member, as it were, and, as Dennis has shown us, may learn to love it.

[Burney]

Indeed, or if it took against you like The Evil Dead.

https://media.giphy.com/media/WF2YQ8ruZkj28/giphy.gif

You'd reach down to have a half-awake rummage first thing in the morning only to find someone else's cock down there.

Quite literally the stuff of nightmares, Clive. :cry

[Burney]

No. I'm not sure about this analogy at all. I can't ever see myself coming to love another man's *****.

[Sir C]

No. I'm not sure about this analogy at all. I can't ever see myself coming to love another man's *****.

Your mum's learned to love mens' *****es.

[Ash]

Eugh, no. Though it does bring a whole new meaning to the "I wouldnt touch it with yours" line.

Also, anybody who doesnt think of this simpsons episode is dead inside.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/3/3b/Hell_Toupée_42.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20130627181753

I thought of the South Park episode.

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-12/1205/south-park-s12e05c12-youre-not-my-*****-16x9.jpg?

[Snin]

I thought it might be that Rich had moved back to living / supporting Bouremouth

[Burney]

Your mum's learned to love mens' *****es.

I like that they waited until they had one of the 'right' skin tone. You have to say that's fairly ambiguous when you think about it. :hehe:

[Snin]

didnt that wayne bobbit have one ? or just the mangled mess sewed back on ? plus what do all these trans gender phreaks have then ? is it just a huge mashed up mishaphen kebab flap trussed together to look a bit like a cock ? does it go hard when arroused ?

[Burney]

didnt that wayne bobbit have one ? or just the mangled mess sewed back on ? plus what do all these trans gender phreaks have then ? is it just a huge mashed up mishaphen kebab flap trussed together to look a bit like a cock ? does it go hard when arroused ?

Hobbit's was just sewn back on - it wasn't someone else's. And F-to-M transgenders just have a simulated, non-functioning *****, I think (although most don't bother, I don't think).

There are lots of answers I want about this man's Franken*****, but I suspect they won't get answered. I'd also like a look at it.

[eastgermanautos]

As I recall they found Bobbit's by the side of the road. The grassy shoulder. :-)

[Burney]

As I recall they found Bobbit's by the side of the road. The grassy shoulder. :-)

Was it hitchhiking?

[The Jorge]

As I recall they found Bobbit's by the side of the road. The grassy shoulder. :-)

Back and to the left!

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I thought you were referring to Monty's personality?

[7sisters]

As I recall they found Bobbit's by the side of the road. The grassy shoulder. :-)

Presumably prompting the joke; Hey did you see the size of the dick on that fly ? ... as it had bounced off the drivers windscreen; having been hurled out of the car in front..